Ross Wilson

Husband of one, father of three & master of none. Still playing rugby even though I keep being told I’m too old

[Ross Wilson @ross_rwilson]

@MumbrianSpinner @lillai23 Boom 💪

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@SiobheanG She’s beautiful 😍

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@MaxinutritionUK what’s going on?
I’ve only had the bottle 2 weeks and the cap has snapped off.
I had my previous one a couple of years before it broke.

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I think I’ve found my porn name and transport.

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Proper pint in a proper glass. Bloody love #Liverpool

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Obviously one of the cats didn’t like this lampshade. I know which one it was too. #tuxedotwat

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Brilliant 🤣🤣

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Like most men, I found shopping boring and just wanted to get in and get out. My wife, on the other hand, like most women, loves to browse.
Yesterday, my wife received a letter from the store manager:
Dear Mrs. Harris,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and, regrettably, have been forced to ban both of you from shopping here.
Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and documented by our video surveillance cameras:

June 15 – Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly placed them in other customers’ carts when they weren’t looking.
July 2 – Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
July 7 – Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.
July 19 – Approached an employee and said in an official tone, “Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.” This caused the employee to leave her station, get reprimanded by her supervisor, trigger a union grievance, and cost management time and money. (For the record, we do not have a Code 3.)
August 4 – Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
August 14 – Moved a “Caution – Wet Floor” sign to a carpeted area.
August 15 – Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could join if they brought pillows and blankets from the bedding department; twenty children complied.
August 23 – When a clerk asked if he could help him, he began crying and yelled, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?” EMTs were called.
September 4 – Looked directly into a security camera and used it as a mirror while picking his nose.
September 10 – While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
October 3 – Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.
October 6 – In the auto department, practiced his “Madonna Look” using various sizes of funnels.
October 18 – Hid in a clothing rack and, when people browsed through, shouted, “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
October 22 – Upon hearing a store announcement, assumed a fetal position and screamed, “OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!”
Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.
October 23 – Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, then yelled loudly, “Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here!” One of the clerks passed out.

Sincerely,
The Store Manager

😂🤣😂🤣

[Ross Wilson @ross_rwilson]

This is absolute bullshit. Democracy has taken another step closer to extinction with this ludicrous decision. I’m finding it harder and harder to vote for this Labour Party at the moment. https://t.co/ydE22OWXgi

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Could the fact that Venezuela had the worlds largest crude oil deposit be behind Trumps bizarre and bullying tactics? #Venezuela

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@honeymoon250 Going to bed early

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@kiwiasfi Exercise

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The key word is “directly”. He’s not saying he’s never been racially abusive just that he hasn’t done it directly to someone. #frogfacedwanker https://t.co/7Qm1u6IOlA

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Look at the joy on their faces.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Everybody! Stop what you’re doing and watch this..

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@TheExtremeMusi1 A member of L7 pulling out her tampon and throwing it into the crowd at Reading

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@BamaBass Good on you fella. Hard work pays off. Keep up the good work 💪

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@lillai23 They look like they’ve gone to a tattoo studio, emptied their pockets and gone “what can I get for that”.

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@LizKershawDJ @UKLabour @Conservatives You really spout a lot of made up bullshit

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@sciencegirl Everything

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@fecklessfox1000 Just look at her bio. No surprise she posts shit like this

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@alexxistexxxas Use the gears to help you slow down.