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Legal Kenya.

[LaPulga @FactSpeaka]

In your 20s, you’ll meet a struggling girl with a lot of past trauma, and it’s very important that you run away as fast as you can.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

A woman leaving me alone quickly is my type of woman

[🇰🇪 @rossay_03]

@favouredchild56 all the best Wakili.

[Tim Denning @Tim_Denning]

Obsession + pattern recognition + not giving a f*ck + delusional optimism is the highest form of intelligence.

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

I've noticed several cases of people seeking to stop funerals recently. All of them tied to succession. I have to remind people that burying a dead person has no bearing whatsoever on who inherits their estate. You're just helping the government dispose of a body.

[Ryan McKeen @ryanmckeen]

Pro se litigants now have ChatGPT filing thirty motions. You can't answer those by hand. You have to use AI to fight AI.

[🇰🇪 @rossay_03]

@RamzZy_ huko 2009 bana

[🇰🇪 @rossay_03]

You read submissions & five consecutive paragraphs start with the Plaintiff submitting....surely management and use is king

[Abdool Esq. @ellwahabb]

8 yrs in legal practice, and I have never seen lawyers adopt anything as rapidly as they are adopting AI.

The profession is changing, and the pace of adaptation is remarkable. The real question is no longer whether lawyers will use AI, but how well they will learn to manage it.

[Francis @ghostof_francis]

you could be drowning for months, whole time bitches thinking you nonchalant

[Jash Dholani @oldbooksguy]

there is a specific 1665 book that is full of bangers like this

[FEAR GOD @FEARGODMINDSET]

Nobody is coming to save you. Which also means nobody is coming to stop you.

[🇰🇪 @rossay_03]

@MikeMatangaEsq 1 M is the insured value, premiums are low.

[jo johnson @josbjohnson]

the fact that you exist as an entirely unrepeatable perspective on reality should fill you with an enormous sense of possibility. nobody can create from the exact place you create from. nobody can see through your eyes. take that seriously. make something of it.

[🇰🇪 @rossay_03]

@moneyacademyKE hii manifesto itakimbizwa mpaka elections mbaya sana, 'si niliwaletea Ballon dOr Winner? hao upinzani ni kelele na porojo tu'

[KingTraff ⚡ @TraficRapBender]

"Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own."

[🇰🇪 @rossay_03]

@viper_droid @DavisThuranira @SiwoloG 🤣🤣🤣

[🇰🇪 @rossay_03]

@f_tigel @MathekaLaw @mbiti_mwondi @Asamoh_ most tweets before Oct 2025 will be disregarded, but main claim will be sustain.

[🇰🇪 @rossay_03]

@f_tigel @MathekaLaw @mbiti_mwondi @Asamoh_ legally he is right tho.

[🇰🇪 @rossay_03]

@Esq_Dalmas_J no single defamation case ishaikua na payout ya 30m kenya😂😂