Ross Fenton

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious

[Ross Fenton @rossfenton11]

You mean pretty patties? https://t.co/tOO3ujPibK

[Will Brinson @WillBrinson]

The @Jaguars will be serving teal cheeseburgers (!?!) and ice cream made by @delawarenorth at their playoff game this weekend

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

This tweet is legal documentation of my request to have Hans Zimmer serve as conductor to a full orchestra performing the Interstellar soundtrack at my funeral.

[Terrell Owens @terrellowens]

Can’t believe Michael Scott is Travis Scott’s dad

[Ross Fenton @rossfenton11]

@_SamuelMcDonald I guess my invitation got lost in the mail.

[Ross Fenton @rossfenton11]

Nightmares https://t.co/wW4BRa8BPW

[Macy's @Macys]

Huh, still chasing that acorn, Scrat? Can someone help a saber-toothed squirrel out?? #MacysParade

[Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ]

Dude was a damn janitor down on his luck and now he's a World Series champ. Hats off to you Evan Gattis.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

George Springer: MVP 🏆

[Ross Fenton @rossfenton11]

A woah woah woah! Skip! https://t.co/BEunzOs42h

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

That's it. It's over. Carson Wentz wins NFL MVP. Hall of Famer Shannon Sharpe will induct Wentz tomorrow on Undisputed. He's that great.

[Ross Fenton @rossfenton11]

Oh, hello World Series

[Ross Fenton @rossfenton11]

Young unleaded gas https://t.co/LfbvtoDkTq

[Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18]

Welcome to the most elite fraternity in NFL history @deshaunwatson. https://t.co/G0qdC1OCQd

[Louis Birdsong @louiethebirdman]

Bigger douche

[Ross Fenton @rossfenton11]

@_SamuelMcDonald this tweet seems such a waste of time

[Louis Birdsong @louiethebirdman]

Saturday's are for the boys who've lived #HarryPotterWeekend

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

So did my mom 🤷🏿‍♂��� https://t.co/0YuuG7e7Y0

[WORLD STAR FANS @WorIdStarComedy]

Mr. Krabs sold his best and most valuable employee to the Flying Dutchmen for 62 cents https://t.co/dqygKzTaRc

[Matt Joslin @MattJoslin03]

He must be a college student, cuz he's not even phased. My dude has 3 papers due this week and a final on Monday, he'd rather be dead. https://t.co/luQsWKUaqk

[Ross Fenton @rossfenton11]

@chrisdelia #congradulationspod

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Ross Fenton @rossfenton11]

@_SamuelMcDonald this does not deserve 8 likes