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[Sam @_SJGr]

If you were 2 inches inside your Mum whilst your Dad was 2 inches inside you, would you rather..

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

Tom Cleverley has won more Champions league games playing for United than City have in their entire history...

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

Manuel Pellegrini reacts to the defeat to CSKA Moscow...

[\**-Rosshadfield-**/ @rosshadfield]

@drabblemark yeah only few panels in hall. Kitchen looks massive now

[\**-Rosshadfield-**/ @rosshadfield]

Sweeeet kitchen. @drabblemark # plastering #kitchen #tfifriday #benwildsgotabigcock

[BBC Radio 2 @BBCRadio2]

A Scottish border checkpoint was set up yesterday @jonparkerlee tells us why he did it #r2vine Did it stop you? http://t.co/IAV4aySHhI

[Ben de Pear @bendepear]

This brilliant @jonparkerlee: Scottish Border Agency opens passport control point ahead of Scottish Independence ref https://t.co/QiBgzgLcAL

[Laura Pask 🐝 @mancvwcamper]

Brilliant. Nice one Jon :)
“@jonparkerlee: Fog cleared. Border open. http://t.co/6IxsaCw9wN”

[George Groves @StGeorgeGroves]

Haven't watched it back properly yet but I think... I got knocked the fuck out!😴🙈 #Rematch lol 😉

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

I tweeted this last week and was accused of being on the bottle !! Haha

Has Pep ruined German Football!That Will be the next one..

[\**-Rosshadfield-**/ @rosshadfield]

Tittle slipping away. #scousers #UnluckyMate

[Rich Arrowsmith @RichArrowsmith]

Luis Suarez thinks it would be "incredible" for Liverpool to win the league with "so little investment"...

[Mark Drabble @drabblemark]

Alex Ferguson 1890-2013
The end of an era.
David Moyes 2013-2014
The end of an error.
#moyesIn #MoyesOut

[\**-Rosshadfield-**/ @rosshadfield]

Another arch done. #plastering #loft with @jmkplastering @kingy92935682

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Twenty-two years ago today, on 12 April 1992, #mufc beat Nottingham Forest 1-0 to win the League Cup.

[Johnny Farrelly @johnnyfarrelly]

I'm very sad to say we have retired battle group he was amazing for us last year but this year he's not been in love with it anymore