Ross Hyzer

The Hudsucker Proxy is a Buddhist classic

[Ross Hyzer @rosshyzer]

Just found out ADHD doesn't stand for "A Day of Hot Diarrhea" 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Ross Hyzer @rosshyzer]

@virgosxcxgroove Back end of All Born Screaming slaps

[Ross Hyzer @rosshyzer]

@EmmaVigeland Her?

[Ernie Tedeschi @ernietedeschi]

HOW CONVENIENT THAT THE LATE POINTS FAVORED THE KNICKS.

[SG💍🏆 @SG212MSG]

OG Anunoby really a mental health advocate the way he saved sm lives tonight omg

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage

[Ross Hyzer @rosshyzer]

@macovid2021 @WMATASoldier @JamesSurowiecki "Assuming the candidate's " true" share is 24%"

Lol okay, no need to read further. "Assuming the conclusion I want produces the conclusion I want." Compelling stuff.

[Ross Hyzer @rosshyzer]

@DanWilbur The first amendment says nobody is allowed to make me feel bad

[Rick Paulas @rick_paulas]

Non-zero chance that Alex Jones has tried reaching out to Mark Proksch to get dirt on Heidecker.

[Ross Hyzer @rosshyzer]

@NoahGarfinkel We had one where the math teacher's old baseball buddy told us that anybody who tries to fit in is a "pussy".

[Ross Hyzer @rosshyzer]

@DanWilbur I guess he's never heard of a little thing called cybersex

[Ross Hyzer @rosshyzer]

@Luminary2009 @PaulHerzog3 @theronrockstone There were zero restrictions before 1875.

[Ross Hyzer @rosshyzer]

@Luminary2009 @PaulHerzog3 @theronrockstone They were open for everybody, that's why the first immigration restrictions were specifically about Chinese immigrants (1875 and 1882).

[Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur]

Great new bonus episode about how important it was for The Smothers Brothers to feature people like Pete Seeger on their show before CBS pulled the plug! Topical!

[Ross Hyzer @rosshyzer]

"So what is it like hanging out with comedians?"

[trash jones @jzux]

everyone keep making art! they want to stop you but they can't! everyone make more art NOW!!!

[Ross Hyzer @rosshyzer]

@sadmonsters Triumph of the Nil

[ivan : ) @JoannaNewSum41]

Because we celebrate Ben Folds taking his girlfriend to get an abortion

[Ross Hyzer @rosshyzer]

@Thebigpizzaguy2 @YouWontFeelThis @MeghanMcCain Sounds more like MAGA, tbh

[Ross Hyzer @rosshyzer]

The spaghetti scene in Lady and the Tramp is so memorable because the rest of the movie is wack as hell

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

Italy's PM is a right-winger,
but this is still happening because Italy had a general strike that scared the shit out of them. Strikes r the most effective way to stop profits, get demands, & force policy changes

If u can shut down profit, u can make any politician do anything.