Ross Rahim-Anderson

I'm just a boy, standing in front of his Bhagwan, asking for a place in the ashram.

[Ross Rahim-Anderson @rossipher10]

Perfect example of my theory that Australians say "no" the way we say "now" ...

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Sounds like a BT9 pensioner shouting at her housekeeper

[Ross Rahim-Anderson @rossipher10]

Valtteri Bottas

[Ross Rahim-Anderson @rossipher10]

norn irony

[Ross Rahim-Anderson @rossipher10]

Was teasing my wee brother about a tweet he liked and about 5 mins later he 'followed me back' - absolutely savage

[Ross Rahim-Anderson @rossipher10]

@serryfarah It was a pretty niche tweet tbf but I knew the Eurovision diehards would appreciate it

[Ross Rahim-Anderson @rossipher10]

Is an Australia-style deal the one where you still get to do Eurovision?

[Ross Rahim-Anderson @rossipher10]

Turned the heating on the other night and one of them big horny heat-seeking spiders appeared in my room. Well, I'll tell you something, it'll be a cold day in hell before it's a warm day in my flat again - only bite I'm looking is frost

[Tom Moran @TMoran93]

Your twenties are basically spent trying not to be cold in your cold accommodation.

[Ross Rahim-Anderson @rossipher10]

@BigDirtyFry

[Michael Doherty @MichaelD872]

Do you ever feel like a weirdo liking the same persons tweets all the time but its just because you agree with 90% of them

[Ross Rahim-Anderson @rossipher10]

You can tell the weather in Edinburgh has been mental because its been on the news. You can tell the weather in Derry has been class because the catholics have been climbing Errigal x

[Ross Rahim-Anderson @rossipher10]

Don't think I ever feel sexier than about an hour after having done a big shop when I go back into the kitchen to look at my cupboards/lack of fridge space. I currently have 28 days worth of instant porridge sachets (there was a deal on) I'm such a PROVIDER!

[Ross Rahim-Anderson @rossipher10]

@JamieEdPrice Right away captain planet

[Ross Rahim-Anderson @rossipher10]

Stepped in dog shit on the way to the bus this morning. Then had a bird shit on my shoe on the way up to the observatory. If I include my own then technically I've been in contact with 3 types of faecal matter today and it's only 09:50. What a productive morning x

[Ross Rahim-Anderson @rossipher10]

@paddyportercfc Do they do that for free or do you have to pay extra?

[Ross Rahim-Anderson @rossipher10]

@katiegesmith You can have mine

[Ross Rahim-Anderson @rossipher10]

Either I'm gaining/losing weight like a cage fighter or someone's been fucking about with jean sizes

[Ross Rahim-Anderson @rossipher10]

Customer got annoyed that I didn't speak Arabic because I look Arabic and I guess he felt mislead? It's fine though he got over it and decided to just SPEAK ARABIC ANYWAY. Not sure what he expected. Either way I think I might shave. Never had this problem with the Mexicans.

[Ross Rahim-Anderson @rossipher10]

@Benn_Henderson Everything with sugar AND there's a 20% sugar reduction target for big manufacturers so you'll get charged more for sugar and they'll also force delicious snacks to change their recipes. Talk about dystopian.

[Ross Rahim-Anderson @rossipher10]

@ravi__muttu @Benn_Henderson I agree that if you've been irresponsible regarding your health you should be responsible for managing the extra strain you'll put on the NHS. But charging everyone a sugar tax seems to me to be the opposite.

[Ross Rahim-Anderson @rossipher10]

@Benn_Henderson You have to pay extra for coke instead of diet coke. Even though there's no reliable evidence that it makes any difference to your health. Also, if you want to get fat and die early you should be allowed to. That's my retirement plan fucked. This is oppression. Welcome to 1984.