ross murray

[ross murray @rossm1985]

@KTHopkins wish more people just said things like they are, like the fact that you say the things society says you shouldn't #thetruthhurts

[ross murray @rossm1985]

Can't wait to drive the new ecosport #loveford #DirectTheAction

[ross murray @rossm1985]

#trueblue #loveford #DirectTheAction love the new Eco sport

[ross murray @rossm1985]

@MarioBaloltelli

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably shit.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

My fat friend thinks he’s dieting when he deletes the cookies from his internet cache.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Why do people say "grow some balls"? balls are weak and sensitive, if you wanna get tough grow a pussy.. those things can take a pounding!

[ross murray @rossm1985]

@brianbhoy1988 how's the tattoo looking?

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Birth Control Pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

[ross murray @rossm1985]

@AndiHewat get ur dishes done ya minger lol

[Glasgow City Council @GlasgowCC]

The Glasgow Show takes place this weekend at Glasgow Green. A weekend of family entertainment and activities. http://t.co/uFRd8N6r

[ross murray @rossm1985]

@AndiHewat welcome to twitterland :)

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Don't lie..we all stand in the shower and let the water run down our arm to make it look like were shooting water from our fingertips

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

One Direction: The reason why we should've killed Justin Bieber before he could lay eggs.

[ross murray @rossm1985]

"@KeepPeopleSafe: This could be you? Why would anyone want to be as depressed looking as the man in this picture?

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Hey I just met you and his is crazy, but I'm standing up, cause I'm the real Slim Shady.

[ross murray @rossm1985]

@Lindalovesross ano :)

[ross murray @rossm1985]

Come on Andy #wimbledon you can't get beat by the swiss homo again

[kevin ohagan @kevohagan27]

@rossm1985 DSJPB

[kevin ohagan @kevohagan27]

Al capone aka kyle