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@otokyo__ Golf

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@abumurtador Michael Owen??

[Daniel Foubert @d_foubert]

Europe doesn't have "a problem". It has THREE problems: 3 European nations are suffering from a severe "post-imperial hangover".

First, there is the United Kingdom, a nation that voted for Brexit to "take back control" only to realize it has completely forgotten how to drive.

The British identity crisis is like watching a retired lion try to adopt a vegan diet. They traded imperial confidence for an HR department’s sensitivity training. The land of Churchill is now governed by a sprawling "nanny state" bureaucracy that is more terrified of offending someone on X than it is of actual decline. The British police, once the envy of the world, now seem to spend more resources investigating "non-crime hate incidents" and painting their patrol cars in rainbow colors than solving burglaries. It is a nation desperately clinging to the aesthetics of tradition—the Royals, the pomp, the tea—while its institutions have been hollowed out by a progressive rot that makes a California university campus look conservative. They want the swagger of the 19th century but are paralyzed by the emotional fragility of the 21st.

Then there is France, the angry, chain-smoking aunt of Europe who refuses to admit she’s been unemployed for decades.

France’s hangover manifests as a permanent state of insurrection masquerading as "civic engagement." Their identity is split between a delusional elite who still think Paris is the capital of the universe and a populace that expresses its "joie de vivre" by burning down bus stops every Thursday. The French suffer from a Napoleonic complex without a Napoleon; they demand the living standards of a conquering empire while working a 35-hour week and retiring at an age when most Americans are just hitting their stride. They preach "Republican values" and aggressive secularism, yet the state has lost control over vast swathes of its own suburbs. France is essentially a beautiful, open-air museum where the curators are on strike, the guards are afraid of the visitors, and the management is busy lecturing the rest of the world on "grandeur" while the electricity bill goes unpaid.

Finally, we have Germany, the neurotic giant that has decided the only way to atone for its history is to commit slow-motion industrial suicide.

Germany’s post-imperial hangover is a moral autoimmune disease: the country is so terrified of its own shadow that it has replaced national pride with aggressive self-flagellation and recycling regulations. Their identity is built on being the "Moral Superpower," which practically translates to shutting down their perfectly functional nuclear power plants to burn dirty coal, all while lecturing their neighbors on carbon footprints. It is a nation of engineers who have engineered a society that doesn't work. The German spirit, once defined by efficiency and discipline, has mutated into a paralyzed bureaucracy where filling out the correct form is more important than the outcome. They are so desperate to avoid being "threatening" that they’ve become essentially a large NGO with an army that has broomsticks for rifles, terrified that showing any backbone might be interpreted as a relapse.

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@EdwardJDavey I’m with Trump on this one.

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@lippyent MASH

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@AFCspareTickets does anyone have two spare tickets for Motherwell today? Trying to go with my boy last minute. 👍👍

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@jeremycorbyn Jezbollah!

[Rossman @rossman1903]

@ermukeshkv @jasonscheer Bet her name is Karen!

[Mukesh Kumar @ermukeshkv]

@jasonscheer Fans on X are calling for the image of the woman who demanded a ball from a father and his young son at the Phillies game tonight to go viral so she can be held accountable.

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@Viralvid_89 @jasonscheer What possessed her? I see a lot of humble pie in her future.

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@Viral_vortex1 @jasonscheer He has a bright future!

[Rossman @rossman1903]

@Viral_vortex1 @jasonscheer Awww - that’s very sweet!

[Rossman @rossman1903]

@jasonscheer Oh dear. She’ll be saying sorry and giving back the ball very shortly. Is her name Karen?

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@Otto_English If that’s true then he’s in trouble.

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@JuliaHB1 @AngelaRayner She’ll have to sell the Hove flat. I think the mortgage is over £600k. Hope she got a fixed rate. Although then she’ll have a break fee to pay on sale.

Bit of a mess to say the least.

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@lippyent Bob Hope and Bing Crosby or Perry Commo?

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@FBAwayDays That’s horrific. Scot here too.

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@RadiumChaser @Ed_Miliband 😂😂😂 Bravo 👍👍