Ross Thompson

toiled

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[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Naz Reid.

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@gillaryclinton1 what went wrong

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Best believe I’m still bejeweled?? Bb I be juuling everyday✋😪

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As someone whose only understanding of the nba comes from playing MyGM in 2k and nothing else, I full-heartedly agree

[BGN Hoops @BGNHoops]

Not having interest in a 21 and 11 point guard when your current starting point guard is Josh Richardson is funny

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Not blinking and staring at empty water glasses pretending they’re beakers. My face is numb w astonishment after discovering the patient forecasts were wrong (again) and I am now the destroyer of online healthcare clinics

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Working the shit out of my job while listening to the Oppenheimer soundtrack and screaming “alas, eureka!” when discovering a physician missed their shift for the sixth time

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@Jordandavis1017 College teammate, Steve Smith

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Tornado warning sure, but after eating spicy pasta last night the NWS placed me under a BELLY warning!!🤣 Which one should I be more scared of?? LOL 😹🤭

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Every liberal critiquing the social class structure until they fly southwest😂🤣🤭

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In truth, the real race begins after you file. I completed in 38 minutes and will be fleeing the country tonight

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Incredible UX by TurboTax to include a “race mode” with a target time. This is only awesome and can no way be a bad thing.

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Escitalopram starting take hold
time to get my shit together

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[Kevin O'Connor @KevinOConnor]

What a performance 🤣🤣🤣

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Gillian just said I’m in my “middle aged boy” phase of life

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It’s get-a-medicine-ball-repeatedly-thrown-at-my-wittle-tummy day at the gym let’s goooooo

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Watching 3 episodes of myth busters every day so that I can express skepticism at every phony ass word out of your normy ass mouth