Ross Parsons is now HBO Ross

Comedian, human being, award-winning tweetist.

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I didn't used to believe in life changing serendipity but then someone left an unused $100 bong on the sidewalk

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@joelsmith Nice surprise to see myself here. Next time include me in my fur coat! https://t.co/n5NTqQLymC

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: The White House has released new footage of the current Trump Oval Office and liberals are furious that there's "too much gold."

It actually looks stunning.

Trump's Oval looks leagues better than Biden and Obama's.

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You're not going to believe it when I tell you most comics' stories didn't actually happen the other day

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Dear dishonest corporate media hobgoblins:

Jimmy Kimmel did not make a “joke.”

Jimmy Kimmel went on air and told the ABC audience that Charlie Kirk’s assassin was a MAGA conservative, effectively blaming Charlie Kirk for his own assassination.

Then he accusing the right of covering it up to “score political points.”

All of these statements are false and malicious lies told at the expense of one of the most horrific acts of left-wing political violence in American history.

Totally indefensible. @ABC had no choice but to fire Kimmel for this.

Period.

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Jimmy Fallon call Charlie Kirk a racist challenge

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Comedy was legal again

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Using a helicopter I managed to fly the American flag at double mast this week.

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We're doin smol bean war crimes now

[Jennifer Greenberg 🕊️ @JennMGreenberg]

It would be wise for those criticizing JD Vance to recall that his mother was a drug addict who nearly died multiple times right in front of him. This issue is extremely personal to him and he cannot be expected to have any sympathy with cartels.

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When it happens

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If you're this mad about Cracker Barrel you are fundamentally a loser

[Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @christopherrufo]

Alright, I'm hearing chatter from behind the scenes about the Cracker Barrel campaign and, on second thought: we must break the Barrel. It's not about this particular restaurant chain—who cares—but about creating massive pressure against companies that are considering any move that might appear to be "wokification." The implicit promise: Go woke, watch your stock price drop 20 percent, which is exactly what is happening now.

I was wrong. The Barrel must be broken.

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Love when people lecture about building a bigger tent when they wouldn't let anti-genocide sentiment into their tent.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Tweeting "I told you so" at people who change their mind about what's happening in Gaza does nothing to help the kids who are being starved to death. Welcome people into the tent. Build a bigger coalition and use it to force political change.

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At a student government conference we got a guy who told us about how his mother had gaslit him as a child into making false reports of sexual abuse against his father and he did not sound like he was done processing it.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

unbelievable grift, being a motivational speaker for high schoolers. are they still doing that? I remember this one guy came to our school and basically just explained the plot of the movie Rudy to us then left

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That one scene in It makin a lot more sense

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

The Epstein client list is real.
So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.

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Hate to defend McKinsey but I'm pretty sure they've never proposed Holocaust 2

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

R.I.P McKinsey.

You don’t need a $300k consultant anymore.

You can now run full competitive market analysis using Grok 4.

Here are the exact 3 mega-prompts I use to replicate McKinsey-style insights for free:

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Can't stop imagining the last line delivered CSI Miami style https://t.co/n0cFlMWDsw

[Dr. Calum Miller @DrCalumMiller]

Since this made you all so mad last time, I’m posting this again

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@rolley_coaster i'm in

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Amazing how the Trump admin can just end birthright citizenship but not cancelling subscriptions

[Mark Meador @MeadorFTC]

The FTC's click-to-cancel rule, which would have made it much easier for consumers to get rid of unwanted online subscriptions, isn't going into effect for one reason: the Biden FTC cut corners and didn't follow the law. Process matters.

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You know you could've given readers his online alias AND his real name. You could have also expounded on his eugenicist views instead of referring to him as an academic.

[Patrick Healy @patrickhealynyt]

On sourcing, we work to give readers context, including in this case the initial source’s online alias, as a way to learn more about the person, who was effectively an intermediary. The ultimate source was Columbia admissions data and Mr. Mamdani, who confirmed our reporting.

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The argument is the US should've never been there in the first place you fucking dunce

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

I mean what you’re arguing for is that the US should have put twice as many troops there and kept them there until the job was done. I personally am open to this argument but the left wasn’t. The left wanted the troops home. The left resisted the surge bitterly.

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Industry plant

[DCCC @dccc]

Hakeem Jeffries is the leader America deserves. 🇺🇸