Just read this beauty. @neilhimself do I know you? When I was 5 my abandoned church and graveyard was in the middle of a field #coldhanworth, the monster guardian was #thesqueer and I had two invisible friends #invisiblenotimaginary - loved it!
@asda@AsdaServiceTeam Thanks for not delivering my shopping. I’ll just starve this week. ‘Out for delivery’ is it? Supposed to be here by 5. What time am I allowed to go to bed? Thanks for the none-existent customer service. This vulnerable customer can’t even get out to replace