Ross Sloan

[Ross Sloan @RossSloan96]

@JJAGlasgow Hi Agnes, a meet for a cuppa would be lovely, thank you. I’m sorry but not sure who Simmy is... David & Jackie x

[Ross Sloan @RossSloan96]

@dcfcofficial Billy davies still a best manager than any one since he got derby up to the premiership

[Ross Sloan @RossSloan96]

https://t.co/HMKNM5SNlw

[IRN-BRU @irnbru]

💅 https://t.co/fgh34zbsKC

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

One football fan has simulated the 2017/18 season on Football Manager 1000 times. The end result was that his wife and kids left him.

[Sunday League @SundayShoutsFC]

Leaving work on Friday like..

[coyle @Josh_Coyle_12]

genuinely not kiddin this vote is more important than a general election n if they get rid a prawn cocktail al fuckin riot

[STEG @steghepburn]

One a the best nicknames av ever heard is a guy in ma work called Wayne Bruce n he gets called ManBat 😂😂

[ross @hawf_bosc]

That time on a sunday where half of me wants to die n the other half is like aye same

[Drew Todd @dreewtoddx]

Are u even at work if u and your work pals don't say 'i can't be arsed' every single time you walk past each over

[Charlie Morgan @_charlmorgan]

Imagine passing your mate your phone in the gym and saying, "Do me a favour, film me lifting these weights so I can put it on Snapchat".

[The Captain @BigLinton]

Club 1872 statement: "He seems completely unable to control himself at Ibrox. We can only speculate as to why." Here's a wee clue mate.

[Ross Sloan @RossSloan96]

Win some, lose some

[Ross Sloan @RossSloan96]

@camelmagnet Gd luck xo