Konky: King of Cows

and then he turned himself into a pickle

[Konky: King of Cows @RosstwalkerRoss]

Sipping on that off brand Dr. Pepper

[Wes Rucker @wesruckerTBA]

Maybe Lily can uncomplicate Tennessee’s offense.

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

#NASCAR drivers if they were Nicolas Cage

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Redditors’ Class Action Lawsuit Alleges Robinhood On Some Bitch Shit https://t.co/0XkA5qU4SN

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

Together.

#IStandWithBubba

[Chris Calogero @RealChrisCal]

Hilarious now that anyone thought it was a plot hole that after the events of Jurassic Park that people would dare

A) Re-open the park

B) Be eager to visit the re-opened
Park

[Rob Gillezeau @robgillezeau]

Prior to COVID-19, I was supposed to be presenting some early stage research this weekend at the @ClioSociety conference on the the impact of police bargaining rights on killings of civilians by race. I don't normally discuss early stage research, but it feels appropriate today.

[Konky: King of Cows @RosstwalkerRoss]

Man NASCAR sure is boring

[FOX: NASCAR @NASCARONFOX]

KYLE BUSCH TURNS CHASE ELLIOTT 😳😳

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

NEWS: NASCAR announces second installment in return to racing schedule.

Details: https://t.co/rGlz2pbgbT

[Konky: King of Cows @RosstwalkerRoss]

The pinnacle of mankind

[Talladega Superspeedway @TALLADEGA]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

#GEICO70 | #ProInvitationalSeries

[Konky: King of Cows @RosstwalkerRoss]

@juqanharatorres

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Coronavirus Forces Landlord To Cut Back On Taking Care Of Building From 1 To 0 Hours A Week https://t.co/IBMurRBumt

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Woman Tries To Spark Casual Chat In Long Grocery Store Line As If She Not Desperately Attempting To Outrun Death https://t.co/Gh0O30ZYX2

[Konky: King of Cows @RosstwalkerRoss]

@Kirk_Wolff

[bran @branflakeassMAN]

We should've listened.

[Konky: King of Cows @RosstwalkerRoss]

The Dark night but Alfred is played by Jeremy Clarkson

[Konky: King of Cows @RosstwalkerRoss]

I finally understand Rubber after the 5th time through

[bran @branflakeassMAN]

Remember Weezer? This is them now. Feel old yet?

[Konky: King of Cows @RosstwalkerRoss]

@ianseal12 @bellalorraine_ But have you seen cats