Rob

sports. sneakers. swangin & bangin on trash cans since ‘87. I’m just here so I don’t get fined.

[Rob @rossum3]

Getting pushed out of your phone by @Apple is crazy. My own phone doesn’t even know me anymore. Autocorrect giving me words I’ve never even thought of. Bro, my phone got 3 cameras.. what more do you want from me?!

[Rob @rossum3]

Just realized Ned Stark betrayed James Bond in Golden Eye. Man of Honor my ass, I’m shook! #GOT

[Rob @rossum3]

5th 3pt’er for Sen-God?! #SenGod @NBAonNBC

[Rob @rossum3]

Latest f***ing whistle EVER. “Oh he missed the floater…*whistle*”

This shit is TURRIBLE! @NBAonTNT @SHAQ

[Rob @rossum3]

Draymond just pushed Amen into Butler… @NBA obviously already has the series outcome in mind. @NBAonTNT

[Rob @rossum3]

Just deleted Threads (IG version) - if I say I don’t want notifications, stop sending them to me. ✌🏻

[Rob @rossum3]

In Miami for the first time, on South Beach lookin for @ochocinco

[Rob @rossum3]

@DENAirport you were saying?

[Kelli McGannon @kelli_mcgannon]

@DENAirport @rossum3 Your website currently says that south security wait time is 7 mins— It’s closed! North Security is a 2 HOUR WAIT!

[Rob @rossum3]

@DENAirport since when does @TSA PreCheck close at 7:45p? MAYBE LET YOUR PASSENGERS KNOW? “Busiest Airport in America” is a dumpster fire!!!

[Rob @rossum3]

Hi @Apple,

Please give the people FaceTime Voicemail.

Thank you!

Sincerely,
Everyone

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

It’s pronounced “WAT-ER-BRR-GRRR”

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

kyle tucker deciding to hit a home run every time he’s up to bat in the world series is a really good idea i can’t believe no one has thought of this before

[Rob @rossum3]

There should be a firm rule on broadcasts you don’t mention a no-hitter. Like fucking clockwork. Perfect Game over. #mlb #WorldSeries

[Houston Astros @astros]

Finish the job.

[Rob @rossum3]

How was that not a balk?! @astros @MLB #ALCS

[SportsTalk 790 @SportsTalk790]

Here’s how the Yordan Alvarez WALKOFF sounded on SportsTalk790, as called by @raford3 & @SteveSparks37!! #Levelup #Legendary

[Rob @rossum3]

Maldy!!!! @astros

[Rob @rossum3]

Mad respect brotha. Nobody on Twitter coulda done any better. Keep pushin @TheWrightHoops

[Dion Wright @TheWrightHoops]

He dropped 40 I had 20 for every 2 points he had I had 1 . . . That’s really a once in a lifetime player we had no nba guys they had 2 and only loss by 2 points if bron doesn’t show up we win for sure

[Rob @rossum3]

@thefarmerjones