Ross wryde

Dad of two beautiful children. Its never 2 L8!

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Repost!🇬🇧

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@realDonaldTrump 🫡

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@TRobinsonNewEra 👏👏👏👏

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨ABSOLUTELY HEARTBREAKING 💔🇬🇧

A British War Veteran, personally hounded by Keir Starmer for THIRTEEN YEARS on false charges

Veterans deserve better than this
They are the finest
They are the best

And our disgusting Prime Minister hates them

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Ant Middleton talks about how the…

“UK’s Navy has been told to not go anywhere near the immigrant boats”

Should Britain order its fleet to intercept the Immigrant boats crossing the channel?

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@GBNEWS @EssexPR 👏

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@IanLaveryMP 👏👏💪💪

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Ross wryde @rosswryde]

@TheClinkCharity @Mikejbal @Channel4News @krishgm Yes Michael!

[Horley Town FC @HorleyTownFC]

22’
GOAL
We double our lead as Remfry picks out Adam Grant who holds the ball up and finds @GMembrillera for his second of the night.
Horley 2-0 Banstead

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12’
GOAL
@GMembrillera latches onto a long ball and slots home
Horley 1-0 Banstead

[Ross wryde @rosswryde]

@EdwinaGrosvenor Is this because they are released with no probation/licence?

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@Alfold_Fc @SamFost63978526 @ElliotScott_Grp @WexcoGSSA @compasschildren @EnjoyTravelUK @JClark_8 @oscarspatch @Twazak723 Gd luck Drew

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@HaydenMullerr @MillwallFC @DundalkFC Gd luck Hayden

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@Mullerman80 Gd luck Hayden.

[Ross wryde @rosswryde]

@SecretPrisoner Everyone needs some kind of routine

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21’ GOAL|
We equalise with a well worked goal finished off by George M.
Horley 1-1 Leatherhead

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FULL TIME|

A big performance from the boys earns us all 3 points. Goals from @GMembrillera and an own goal.

Frimley 1-2 Horley

#HTFC

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GOAL|
Great ball from @Jimmy27156984 finds @GMembrillera and his header loops over the keeper.
Frimley 1-2 Horley

[Ross wryde @rosswryde]

@RickyGleeson Don't be a dickhead