Ross Mcalpine

never seen a good looking Tory x

[MEHMOONICrave @themehmooni]

Much like Odysseus’ crew my friends often open a bag that blows us off course for many days

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

me watchin shordy go crazy on my shi but i realize she had to gain hella xp to be doing all that

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Christopher Nolan says comedy is the toughest genre to direct.

He also revealed he’s a huge fan of TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY (2006) and MACGRUBER (2010).

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The cast of the ‘Family Guy’ spin-off series ‘STEWIE’ has been revealed.

• Stewie - Stewie, voiced by Seth MacFarlane

• Skunk - the 100 year-old class turtle, voiced by Aaron Lee

• Bean - Stewie’s classmate who says barely any words because he was dropped on his head, voiced by Seth MacFarlane

• BJ - Stewie’s new classmate and son of Bruce, a neighbor of the Griffins, voiced by Mike Henry

• Royal - one of Stewie’s new friends that hates his crazy adventures, voiced by Kenan Thompson

• Morgan - Stewie’s teacher, who parties more than teaching the kids, voiced by Vanessa Bayer

• Wanda - Stewie’s intellectual soulmate and object of affection, voiced by Melissa O’Neill

• Caroline - A wannabe influencer and Stewie’s formidable classroom nemesis, voiced by Jessica Lowe

[It's Vladin Time @BobMeandering]

@EnjoyerMonster She went from being an x-man to being an ex-woman.

[Dr Rahmeh Aladwan @doctor_rahmeh]

United Kingdom of 'israel' (Andy Burnham's) Cabinet in full:

• John Healey (Chancellor)
Labour Friends of 'israel' (LFI) parliamentary supporter. Opposed recognition of Palestine.

• Louise Haigh (First Secretary of State)
Labeled Gaza a genocide. Accepted up to £50,300 in office and staffing backing from Labour Together (pro-'israel' think tank).

• Ed Miliband (Foreign Secretary)
Personal family ties to 'israel'. Self-described 'friend of "israel"'. Opposed BDS.

• Wes Streeting (Defence Secretary)
20+ year LFI member. Received funding from pro-'israel' lobby (£30k+). Introduced IHRA into NHS. Mentored by Peter Mandelson. LFI funded delegation trip to 'israel'.

• Shabana Mahmood (Home Secretary)
Defended and appealed to protect proscription of Palestine Action. Commended police for enforcement actions (mass arrests) against public.

• Yvette Cooper (Health Secretary)
Instigated the initial proscription of Palestine Action. Accepted over £215,000 from the 'israel' lobby.

• Lucy Powell (Education Secretary)
LFI member. Condemned anti-Zionist campus movements. Funded trip to 'israel'.

• Angela Rayner (Housing Secretary)
Accepted a £25,000+ donation from pro-'israel' lobbyist Trevor Chinn. Vocal opponent of BDS.

• Miatta Fahnbulleh (Energy Secretary)
Defended the continuity of UK military component licensing and exports to 'israel'.

• Angela Eagle (Environment Secretary)
Long-term LFI supporter. Voted down parliamentary motions for weapons embargoes.

• Pat McFadden (Work and Pensions Secretary)
Former LFI Vice-Chair. Funded trip to 'israel'.

• Jonathan Reynolds (Business and Science Secretary)
Longtime LFI Vice-Chair. Signed off on and maintained existing arms export licences to 'israel' (Trade secretary). Funded trip to 'israel'.

• Alex Norris (Justice Secretary)
Member and parliamentary supporter of LFI.

• Heidi Alexander (Transport Secretary)
Defended the UK's continuing export of F-35 fighter jet components to 'israel'.

• Lisa Nandy (Culture Secretary)
Stated that boycotting 'israel' can be used to whip up hostility. Opposed full bans on arms sales to 'israel'.

• Emma Reynolds (Chief Secretary to the Treasury)
Prominent LFI supporter. Funded trip to 'israel'.

• Ellie Reeves (Attorney General)
LFI member. Backs directives limiting public sector procurement boycotts.

• Douglas Alexander (Scotland Secretary)
Deep historical ties to LFI. Addressed official LFI annual receptions alongside 'israeli' ambassadors and supports anti-boycott platforms. Funded trip to 'israel'.

• Stephen Kinnock (Wales Secretary)
Voted in favour of proscribing Palestine Action.

• Chris Bryant (Northern Ireland Secretary)
Long-term LFI parliamentary supporter. Funded trip to 'israel'.

• Kanishka Narayan (AI Minister)
Declined to support parliamentary calls for asset freezes or direct state sanctions on 'israeli' officials.

• Bridget Phillipson (Women and Equalities Minister)
Longstanding LFI member. Funded trip to 'israel'.

• Hamish Falconer (European Relations Minister)
Former Labour Together consultant. Defended continuing F-35 jet parts trade with 'israel'. Campaigned against emergency party motions labeling actions a genocide. Refused to investigate British dual nationals serving in the IOF.

• Matthew Pennycook (Housing Minister)
LFI parliamentary supporter. Voted against independent sanction proposals. Funded trip to 'israel'.

• Anneliese Midgley (Chief Whip)
No known links.

• Alan Campbell (Leader of the House of Commons)
Long-term LFI supporter. Funded trip to 'israel'.

• Baroness Smith (Leader of the House of Lords)
LFI parliamentary supporter. Reaffirmed total alignment with 'israel' in official House of Lords statements. Funded trip to 'israel'.

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This is what a captured state looks like.
Britain is not independent or sovereign.
Free Palestine. Free Britain.

[I @Jla1905]

Great, we're going to bum our enemies to death.

[Onkel Jakob @Woelfisches]

Wenn mir ein Klumpen Koks aus dem Gesicht fällt, klebe ich es mir auch immer auf die Stirn, damit ich es nachher nicht vergesse und ich es später noch mal konsumieren kann. #RobbieWilliams

[Patrochilles secret love child-opencomissions 🐾☀️ @bi_apollo_kid]

🙄🙄

Se llama La ODISEA por ODISEO

Para Agamenon te tienes que poner es a leer la ILIADA

Que son DOS LIBROS DIFERENTES

[Dan Reilly @DanReilly92]

Fair play I wasn’t expecting him to nail it

[Logan @wfcLgn]

@JPunts97 I go to the doctors if my leg hurts, you go to screwfix mate. fuck up

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

He did the face DeNiro pulls in every gangster movie before he gets someone whacked. 🙏🫡

[Daniel Bordman @DanielBordmanOG]

Every word of this sentence is a work of art

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

“Where’s me vape???”

Paddy Pimblett had one thing on his mind after the win 😂

[Blake “Axe” Avignon @bobby_s_axelrod]

That version of McGregor was a pure athlete. No drugs, no steroids, no years of partying and extracurricular activities taking a toll on his mind and body. Fans have to accept that we’re never seeing that version of McGregor again.

He might come back. He might even win again. But he’ll never be the fighter who knocked out Aldo and dominated Alvarez. That version of Conor died the night he made $100M+ fighting Mayweather. He achieved generational wealth, became bigger than the sport, and never returned with the same hunger that made him great.

#UFC329

[Underwood Dem 🇺🇸����🏻 @Undercrat]

The way his eyes light up every time he talks about crack makes me want to try a little crack.

[Neet @neet_sol]

"The body essentially treats the return to work as a physical threat"