Rosy

professional anti-granola advocate. 😡😡😡

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I went for a bike ride this morning... which really just means I yelled “On your left” for an hour.

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Which podcast should play as I walk down the aisle? #weddingplanning #WeddingWednesday

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I am everything and nothing at all.

When do I know I need to seek help about my 90’s club kids obsession?

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*Buys new bedding*
*immediately rips off tags that say DO NOT REMOVE*

🖕🖕🖕🖕 #cashmeoutside

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The passing of #DoloresORiordan breaks my heart but it’s also hard to avoid saying her memory will linger with me forever. So I tweeted it.

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Happiness is when you realize @Spotify finally added ALL of Mandy Moore’s albums. #IMTHEONEWHOLIKESGARDENIIIAAAA

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Life starts now bc I just made rice in my instant pot

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Starting 2018 by chugging a large milkshake and then remembering I’m lactose intolerant

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

True change starts with the person in the mirror. He's standing far behind you, barely visible. He's really going to change things.

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@reese_mosley More shoulder action plz

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Boyfriend: *takes off pants*
Me:

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Me. Also wow hbd https://t.co/FYBuAfMxnF

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I changed my bedsheets today so workout done ✅

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Update: actually never organized shit because I am still just laying in bed staring at who knows what https://t.co/eXz2uE5Xwk

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Currently topless with a sheet mask on my face and Gryffindor pajama pants on my legs as I listen to @NightValeRadio and organize my sweaters. If this is any indication of how my 2018 will go, I’m ready.

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Currently topless with a sheet mask on my face and Gryffindor pajama pants on my legs as I listen to @NightValeRadio and organize my sweaters. If this is any indication of how my 2018 will go, I’m ready.

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What my family actually looks like on Christmas

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What I wish my family did on Christmas https://t.co/qebnr7FERI

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@jakedebruyckere Tattoos are so much commitment like my Sagittarius brain is terrified

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If the ending of La La Land doesn’t make you cry, are you even human?

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I don’t want to see #StarWarsTheLastJedi because i am legitimately scared of what I’ll think of myself if I get a lady boner for shirtless Kylo Ren. I hate myself enough as it is tbh