[Our campus Eco Club is kicking off a zero-waste workshop this Friday at 4 PM in the Student Center! Learn to upcycle old clothes into stylish bags—all materials provided. Bring your friends! #CampusEco#StudentLife],
Graduation check! 4 years of late-night essays, campus sunsets u0026 weird cafeteria meals all led to this. Off to new chapters—grateful for every friend I made here.
Just got roasted so hard at my own stand-up set that the bartender bought me a beer. Turns out “your material’s so stale it could be a museum exhibit” is a compliment now Thanks, crowd, I guess