I don’t like having no idea what my day will look like after paying $140 extra for Genie+ and waking up at 6:50 AM on vacation. I know this is not a new complaint, and no, I don’t have the answer in my back pocket. Just don’t love this.
Unfortunately my number one film of the year is the Amazon commercial where the old woman buys her girlies sleds and cushioned seats and they all have a fun time 🥲
Whenever I have a girls’ night my husband half-jokingly questions, “when do I get to have a guys night?!” My dude. You can have a guys night when one of you can plan one, but because all your wives plan all the things for all your lives, none of you know how to do it.
there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories
Seriously though, this needs to be a thing for those of us who appreciate good set design and whatnot but aren’t into getting the shit scared out of us.
No greater feeling as a parent than getting your children to sleep, your significant other isn’t home, and you’ll have full control of what’s on the TV…
Only to realize you’ll most likely be asleep in 8-10 mins into said programming.
The best way you can honor the passing of Jerry Springer today is to seek out your most problematic relative, neighbor, friend, or former roommate and fistfight them.
I’ll have more to say soon but want to get this off my chest.
To the people of Cleveland and all of Ohio. I fucking LOVE you…and always will. Thank you for everything.
More to come. #0️⃣