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Four years ago, American women were still in binders. Today, one could be president. What a time to be alive. #ElectionDay #Vote2016

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Finally some offense from Michael Bradley - an assist for Portugal. #WorldCup

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@JacksAbby What is the ABV% for Jack's Evil Brew? Don't see it on the bottles or listed anywhere online.

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In light of last night's questionable decision making, apple pie has just been promoted to tonight's dinner. Congratulations to apple pie.

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Drunk Matt just ate all of the Thanksgiving leftovers that Sober Matt was going to have for dinner tomorrow.

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@RickSantorum I doubt he follows you, so he probably won't see this.

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@tonyrobbins do you think "i will not go to the bathroom until i finish this" is a bad idea for a motivational tool?

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gone to a key party. FMW #FML

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drinking the cheapest wine in oslo.

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watching cheers.

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saw svarte greiner for free at the garage. later, manned a viking ship.

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last night there was a metal band covering 99 luftballoons somewhere in the woods behind the apartment.

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why is jed lowrie on the all-star ballot?/i just wrote in david ortiz to play shortstop in the all-star game.

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forgot i was watching espn deportes. mlb ticker scrolled and was confused as to why tom glavine would release statement to press in spanish.

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i just shook a campaigning senatorial republican's hand by mistake.

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nothing should ever be in print.

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it's 4.21am.