Caitlyn Roth

Bird hater, Cat lover, doing Nursing things for a living.

[Caitlyn Roth @roth_caitlyn]

Life is good...sometimes we forget.

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Every time you watch, focus on a different one among the 8 children. Hilarious😂

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Don't mess with Bloopy 😭😂

(via @BlooperBraves)

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This third child only shits in a clean diaper and where he gets the idea that we can afford that is beyond me.

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"Camry why are you being naughty?"
"Because I'm an ass."

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@tommyheis Do you even know how to change a flat?

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@tommyheis It's a miracle she agreed to marry you.

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The older children have been playing together flawlessly all day today. I'm absolutely terrified that the world is ending.

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I just don't understand how my kids just have energy, like, all the time.

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Why isn't anyone talking about the price of butter? This is outrageous.

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There's nothing I hate more than Steve and Maggie on kids YouTube.

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Chase keeps calling his "blankie" his "blanket" and I'm not okay with it.

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

When other people are suffering, a common barrier to compassion is the fear of overstepping our bounds.

It's better to give too much and risk some awkwardness than to give too little and leave people without care and support.

When in doubt, err on the side of kindness.

[Caitlyn Roth @roth_caitlyn]

@tommyheis Hey, Tom, nobody cares.

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NYE when you're 30 means fuzzy socks and a Shirley Temple with the kiddos 👌

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"Why are we decorating a Christmas tree?? "Banksgiving" is coming up!" - Camry, judging me.

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On today's tantrum: "I didn't even want a baby brother I wanted a baby sister!"

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If any of you passed me after work today and saw me aggressively waving an unused diaper in the window of my mom rig I'm gonna need you to ignore everything you saw.

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If I ever get concerned my kids are getting dehydrated I just throw them in the bath. Apparently bath water is gourmet.

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Ants don't get covid because they have anty-bodies.

Thank you and goodnight.

[Caitlyn Roth @roth_caitlyn]

Camry singing- "I wish my mommy was a cute girlllll.....but she's not!"

Kids are brutal.