sam

Health care PR / @JMU alum / Lifelong @ShenandoahNPS advocate

[sam @rothwise]

Planet Earth: look at this penguin

Me: :)

PE: here is his lady friend! He walked 30 min just to give her a rock proving his love!

Me: :’)

PE: they have a baby!

Me: :)

PE: here’s a whale! know what they eat?

Me:

PE: Motherfucking P e n g u i n s Bitch

[sam @rothwise]

✌🏼 out twitter, it’s been weird

[sam @rothwise]

I’m headed to Twitter y’all want anything

[sam @rothwise]

but if I spent $8 a month for a checkmark I’ll never be able to afford a house!

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Hi! The global Jewish population has still not rebounded from the Holocaust. There were 16.6 million Jews in 1939, then 6 million of us were annihilated in a genocide that happened when "It's A Wonderful Life" came out in movie theaters, and now there are 14.8 million of us.

[Library of Congress @librarycongress]

Hearing @lizzo play some of the Library's priceless antique instruments on Monday was such a gift, and we were honored and happy to help her share that gift with her concert audience Tuesday night. Here is some more behind-the-scenes footage of her Library tour. #LizzoAtLOC

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I know feminism is about personal choice but the older I get the harder of a time I have accepting that women are expected to change their name after marriage and that their children almost always get the father's name for no reason other than because the patriarchy said so.

[sam @rothwise]

Some women are worried that when they’re not around, their men are cheating on them

Not me, I know when I’m not around, my fiancé is just listening to @scuffedpod

[sam @rothwise]

me, whenever one of my friends wants to be emotionally vulnerable:

[sam @rothwise]

Tag yourself I’m “WASH YOUR 𝒽𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓊𝓈 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐸𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒”

[Ian Lauer Astro @ianlauerastro]

HUBBLE vs JWST: Here's the difference. Welcome to a new era of astronomy.

[sam @rothwise]

@RyanBacic @postlocal Proud fiancée 🥹 (pls stop watching so much soccer)

[sam @rothwise]

Whoever wrote the description for the Kenilworth Aquatic Gardens went hard as fuck

[Willy Lowry @willy_lowry]

A visibly shaken and angry Senator Elizabeth Warren just spoke in-front of #SCOTUS. @TheNationalNews

[sam @rothwise]

Can’t wait to solve inequality with my 20 min workout 🥰 #InternationalWomensDay

[sam @rothwise]

He’s getting bangs

[sam @rothwise]

The other day in my therapy appt my therapist started off with an incredible sentence: “I need to pick your brain for a second. So my daughter got invited to a bat mitzvah…”

[sam @rothwise]

@Acosta @bestfriends Go Duke(s)! 💜💛

[sam @rothwise]

*riverdale voice*

[sam @rothwise]

creature of the night

[sam @rothwise]

i have buttered
the cat
that was in
the office

and also
i put a cup
on top
of his head

forgive me
i wanted to teach him
cleanliness
and reasoning