A Simple Organism

Simpler by the day

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@ceejbot Subscribed. Thank you!

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@joshsusser Hasn't "straight" traditionally played this role? Though it's also likely an overload in this analysis.

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@MarkCC Very cool! Once it's done there will never again be a need to get hammered alone.

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@howe https://t.co/1gVnj7IDNy

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@ceejbot FWIW the ubiquitous Kaiser will vax even non-members, but even checking for an appointment requires online registration followed by a 24-hour wait.

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@MarkCC Many thanks!

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@RichardMetzger There's one about *driving* 55. Does not endorse, if I recall correctly.

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@ceejbot Nasty rumor going around that the meat paste is a lie.

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@NaBean If it lets us see more of you on here, I'm all for it :-)

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@ceejbot This is the most, um, suggestive account of programming I have ever seen. Now I'm even keener to learn Rust!

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@ShaneGoldmacher Steelcase Criterion. Steelcase offers level-up models, but the Criterion has been a great basic chair. Check Madison Seating for good deals.

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@thelifeofsharks This would be great content for Talk Like a Pilot Day.

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@wintersweet Bless it's savory little soul!

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@eevee Haven't tried personally but have been advised to contact the IRS Taxpayer Advocate service in case of stupid problems like this.

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@mbessey https://t.co/r9cSSHUSKt

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@MarkCC Heartfelt condolences :'(

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@ceejbot Thanks for sharing that! A word-of-the-day that bears repeating.

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@josephgeha16 Soak it in, Fremont needs you rested and ready!

[Anna Lauren Hoffmann @annaeveryday]

flight attendant: is there a doctor on board?
dad: *nudge* could’ve been you
a philosopher: *sigh*
flight attendant: we are going to crash and can either hit a field and kill 1 farmer or a runway and kill 5
dad: what
a philosopher: IT’S HAPPENING OH MY GOD IT’S REALLY HAPPENING