junkyard god

21. MDNI. Nothing can fuck me like I fuck myself.

[junkyard god @rotmvtt]

Deleting Twitter. I’ll redownload on the 19th, I just wanna see how it will benefit my lifestyle. Bye now

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@TROMAVlLLE I need to get back into playing Wolfenstein #its #peak

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My partner has spent upwards of $100 on me today and yet I’m upset they won’t let me pick at their pores until they bleed

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

boston nor’easter

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The watermelon sprite from Wendy’s tastes like an MRI machine

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Sorry I haven’t thought of anything funny to post lately. I’ve been very happy and fulfilled.

[junkyard god @rotmvtt]

@shotalukatill This post reeks of more virginity than an incel manifesto.

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@ZERRElSPROBE I have learned 👍 thank you

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@TrueSwagMessiah When I was in high school my friend and I were obsessed with this gif so we hunted down the actor and turns out he did a whole Mormon fetish thing once, got circumcised halfway through his career, and eventually dropped off of the face of the earth #funfacts #lore

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@TrueSwagMessiah Banger after banger with you

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@GarfieldFan998 @TrueSwagMessiah I really never know these days. Besides, what about intersex people such as myself? In debates such as these I don’t take people’s genitalia into account. Again, not my business.

[junkyard god @rotmvtt]

@GarfieldFan998 @TrueSwagMessiah Sorry, I just don’t actively research the genitalia of people I argue with online.

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@GarfieldFan998 @TrueSwagMessiah Any serious point you might’ve had is rendered irrelevant if you’re going to say unwanted sexual statements to a stranger on the internet like that. Have some shame, have some dignity.

[junkyard god @rotmvtt]

Currently lounging on the porch in the morning sun reading Sotos and watching my dad make my boyfriend help him raise up a hot tub by 3 feet for no reason.

[Noduermo @Noduermo1]

Una vuelta salimos a bailar a club69 con Gaspar Noe y el chabón se metía el encendedor en la boca

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@ZERRElSPROBE AWWW CONGRATS TO YOU BOTH

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@TrueSwagMessiah @Skyline_Husky I love you and your correct takes very much

[sharke 🌞 @muslimpilled]

standing in front of short people is one of the best things about going to concerts as a tall guy

[junkyard god @rotmvtt]

When you’re trying to smash but the upstairs neighbors are experiencing the weeping and gnashing of teeth