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[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

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are you 𝖜a͟s͟h͟e͟d͟
in the 𝙱𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙳
of 𝓉ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑏 . . ?

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[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

/ i hath finished my duties and will now knock out into a coma for a few hours

bbs with replies 😔🫶

[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

adjusting his protective sunglasses, before releasing a hefty sigh of discomfort.

shoulders and posture are tense, but despite the major inconvenience of his ‘predicament’, he remains rather polite.

“isaac moore,” he replies, fidgeting a little with his beaded bracelet. “you?”

[𝕷una. @unfadingjewel]

curiosity mingled within her facial expression as it slowly softened for a split moment. ❛ do not worry, it's quite normal. natural even for a vampire, yes? what's your name? ❜

[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

graveyard rat’ more than a few times, ‘cause apparently that’s a thing.

he’s either a leech, or straight up cursed and plague infested.

[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

damn. kinda crazy she’d be attributed to actual dogs, while some vampires are literal demons—putrid and sulfuric, no matter what form they inhabit, so there’s no shot she’d be worse than an underworld entity.

oh, and if it’s even a slight comparison, he’s been dubbed a ‘feral >

[new pinned 📌 @proeliabeowulf]

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perfectly mundane . . . he's a charmer, huh ? she'll take it over the other things she's been called recently. but yes, usually instantly and incessantly.

and she 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘴 she doesn't smell like wet dog, but it's still frustrating.
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[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

/ cracked myself up thinking about what it would be like as a vampire with literal texture sensitivity to certain blood types and wanting to light my on fire if i bit into the wrong person cause that’d definitely be my own personal version of hell as an autistic lmfao

[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

ya’ll really don’t know how serious he was about the cajun chicken pasta.

this vampirism shit sucks ass.

[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

just remembered his undead ass can’t eat at chili’s anymore.

[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

no, he’s never taking off his sunglasses.

and yes, he wears them at night.

cope.

( * 🙃 )

[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

/ kms already made two typos, literally can’t multitask for the life of me rn but i gotta finish up my fuckass job cover letter before i collapse

bear me with ya’ll 🫩

[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

features visibly straining for disciple, attempting to dial down the intensity of his unsavory behavior.

“sorry, it’s. . a habit. a really annoying one.”

[𝕷una. @unfadingjewel]

lopsided simper stretching across red-painted lips as gaze let the other's ; arching a single brow in return. ❛ easy, easy. ❜

[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

yeah, no—pretty keen on keeping a low profile. last thing he needs is a physical altercation while mentally on thin ice with his own existence.

are the insults actually that common of an occurrence? ‘cause she seems perfectly mundane. and her scent isn’t all that bad, honestly.

[new pinned 📌 @proeliabeowulf]

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hm. a vampire who doesn't 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 to kill everything is sight. rare. also rare for a vampire not to blurt out a million stereotypical insults at the sight of her.

wonder how long that will last.
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[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

idly sat in the pews of an abandoned chapel, clinging to his last cigarette like his sanity depends on it, because it does.

he glares at the large wooden cross on the wall whilst ruminating on past grievances, mainly his frustration with being wrongfully forsaken.

it. . hurts.

[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

obviously they’re still 𝙞𝙣𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙮 impulses, and ones he didn’t chose willingly. besides, he’d rather take it out on himself, than create needless casualties, so. . it is what it is.

got way too much religious guilt to just simply bite into anyone, rest assured.

[new pinned 📌 @proeliabeowulf]

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trying to beat all the allegations whilst being so greedy, he needs to bite into himself . . .

none of his business, but she's just passing through. so long as he's not planning to bite into her. she bites back !
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[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

well, it’s. . a community nature trail, hardly anyone’s taking a hike after dark here. any normal person, that is.

but also, he desperately needed some air, and he’s doing his best to beat the ‘all vampires are greedy leeches’ allegations—what’s 𝙝𝙚𝙧 reason for being here?

[new pinned 📌 @proeliabeowulf]

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ohhhhh. so he's a 'buffy the vampire slayer' kinda vampire and not a 'twilight' kinda vampire.

got it. he should still stop doing weird things like bite himself in public though !!
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[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

still can’t cope with the fact he may actually be going to hell.

he might be undead, but the religious trauma is alive and well.

[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

yes, but the shitty thing is; it’s a temporary fix, and it only makes things worse inadvertently.

his ‘situation’ is dictated by demonic influence, not solely bloodlust—more like possession, in a sense. consuming anything without a ‘human soul’ deeply aggravates his thirst.

[new pinned 📌 @proeliabeowulf]

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can't he like, bite into a deer or something ?
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[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

hanging on by a thread, but he’s handling it.

sorta.

[new pinned 📌 @proeliabeowulf]

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uhhh . . .
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[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

biting down hard into his forearm, forcing his own blood into his throat to stop the insatiable burn.

[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

eyes clamp shut, fighting to keep his irises from shifting color. nails digging into his palms.

jaw flexes, prompting a sigh of vexation.

“shit—no, sorry. i didn’t mean to do that.”

[𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐃 ♱ @PUNKSUND3AD]

slowly looking over , raising a brow .

“ you good , mate . . ? “

[‍ ‍ ‍ fanged , not 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 @rotofsin]

pained, leering at the 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 in hunger.