elle 🐛🌱

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[elle 🐛🌱 @rottedelle]

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[elle 🐛🌱 @rottedelle]

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[elle 🐛🌱 @rottedelle]

being intentionally hurtful and mean to someone unprovoked so i can post it online for likes

[b @mrtvstar]

matched w someone who was 5'6 on tinder bc he was cute so i asked if he rlly was that short and he was like you want someone 6 foot then said "you're missing out" so i said "missing out on what? you not being able to reach the top shelf at the grocery store?"

[taylor 🪬 @taylormarie_bb]

the feeling when a walk with your bestie is in your future

[elle 🐛🌱 @rottedelle]

life has meaning again (taylor and i have plans)

[elle 🐛🌱 @rottedelle]

why are you pulling your pink dish washing gloves over your sweat jacket? why are you dressed like that to clean your house???? aren’t you sweating your fucking ass off

[elle 🐛🌱 @rottedelle]

i hate those influencer cleaning videos where they’re dressed in full length workout clothes like they just came in from a winter jog and their hair is down with a ball cap on and they’re fully scrubbing their house down in rubber gloves and everything. you aren’t serious

[elle 🐛🌱 @rottedelle]

why the fuck do people get out of their cars, walk to the entrance of a business, and then choose to light up right there instead of idk in the parking lot that they just came from ???

[elle 🐛🌱 @rottedelle]

memefication of politics have made people take some of these topics less seriously, it’s just become jokes and seeing who can come up with the best viral post

[elle 🐛🌱 @rottedelle]

i think there are far better ways to make republicans uncomfortable than joking about going to the clinic to get 13 abortions

[elle 🐛🌱 @rottedelle]

im sorry people making those jokes have likely not been faced with such a harrowing decision and i think making light of a serious topic that we are constantly fighting for isn’t getting anyone on our side

[elle 🐛🌱 @rottedelle]

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[Jeff Melnick @melnickjeffrey1]

I love all the children equally on Halloween but have a special place in my heart for the ones who linger in my doorway trying to look around my house. They are the gossips of the future!

[elle 🐛🌱 @rottedelle]

you make me feel so cheesy

[grace @gracefishlove]

it’s november and i love you

[mia @httpsosweet]

I love you on the last day of October

[elle 🐛🌱 @rottedelle]

i love my life

[elle 🐛🌱 @rottedelle]

it’s crazy how you literally get so beautiful as you age

[elle 🐛🌱 @rottedelle]

@itslilyszabo right so the difference here is the kids were invited but in this scenario, it’s a kid-free weekend. so now everyone needs to find childcare for the weekend which makes things much more difficult. surely you can see the difference.

[elle 🐛🌱 @rottedelle]

@jnkpanthress your next tweets literally state “how many women were raped because she didn’t turn him in” so like yeah that’s exactly what you did.

[mia @httpsosweet]

I love being your best friend I love being your partner I love being your wife I love you so much my love