LEGALLY mik c. koats

playwright. podcast writer. VA. bipolar. co-founder of @LavenderLem
daft and dewy eyed folk who keeps building up impossible hopes

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Transmission Folklore is crowdfunding now. For just one donation, l I can learn what the scariest car lights are. https://t.co/TwQzJV883T

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Me: explaining to me dad and brother @TransFolkPod crowdfunding campaign
Them: ROASTING MY ON MY CHOICE OF WHAT THE MOST SEVERE CAR LIGHT IS.

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These are three different (although overlapping in some cases) situations

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I am looking to talk to some Deaf, disabled, and transgender children of addicts (specifically folks who deal with chronic illness) folks about a book I'm writing. Y'all will be compensated for your emotional labor.

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Ciarán pack bonded with a box so I played Taps when I took it to the trashcan for him (it was dangerous for him to play on

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It's just fascinating to see the things that we bond to and the reason why. That's my gas station because they sell biscuits and gravy and the cashier who's there all the time always makes sure my car is at the right pump before I pay and he tells me if they have my fave monster.

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I'm fascinated by the things we claim as ours. Like the gas station by my son's daycare is /my/ gas station

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@astoldbyyarn @QueerPridePod Jane vibes those beauty bloggers that do affirmation type content

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@astoldbyyarn @QueerPridePod Elizabeth absolutely gives me Hank Green explains / skits that call out or make fun of small town people / ACAB (especially after Wickham) energy

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@theauntman It's delicious and easy to throw in a box

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the main course of my lunch is mini pepperoni, olives, a torn-up slice of Munster cheese, and goat cheese crumble all thrown together and it is delicious, but I think my coworker thinks it's a cry for help

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Still not sure on the potato salad information so I would love insight on that

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Coming up with character biography information always makes looking at your Google search history very funny after.

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Like things I've googled in the last 24 hours
- jaw injury logistics
- The Troubles
-2019-34
- 6'3"/4'11"/5'9" in cm
- science experiment names
- astrology dates
- word that starts with y science
- Tennessee potato salad mustard or mayo base

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What is a favorite line you've written/ got to record?

Mine is "Be glad you’re a crab, Apple. Being human is often an unmitigated disaster."

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"You wanna hear me have even more car troubles? Listen to @TransFolkPod on your favorite podcatcher and tell me how to take care of a PT Cruiser I wrecked in 2018."

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New promo ideas for Transmission Folklore: every time I'm fixing my car in my work parking lot and someone tries to help I'm just gonna promo the show.

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Tal absolutely kills it as Emery in this episode!

[Transmission Folklore | SEASON 2 OUT NOW @TransFolkPod]

This episode featured @rottedfae
as Sorrel, @wake_up_tuesday
as Carter, and @starplanes
as Emery. Theme music by Mik Koats, sound design by Orion Ibert.
Transcript Link: https://t.co/kGzN7wgWYN

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A funny thing about me is sometimes when I try to say "artistic" it comes out as "autistic" so I'll be talkin to my wife about my autistic point of view and you know what? Accurate.

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Mr. Dove finally fell asleep to Deep Blue Stars and he might've been tired but I'm choosing to believe it was my little podcast character.

[Transmission Folklore | SEASON 2 OUT NOW @TransFolkPod]

Episode 6 of season 2 is out wherever you get your podcasts!

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This is in reference to the Jughead "I'm a weirdo" speech

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The fact my friends get me into trash tv is my wife's worst nightmare