SCHLATT

Entrepreneur and CEO of Schlatt & Co.
Creator of Schlattcoin.
Former president of the greatest former country to ever exist.

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just look at the stats

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@soot_ghostbur relatable

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@casinoduckman cough

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Any big investors wanna buy a schlattcoin

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@casinoduckman just heard about this. I can't believe it

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@casinoduckman get a fucking roth IRA

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@casinoduckman @Cpt_Puffy See? Its the right thing to do

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@Cpt_Puffy grum. creator of minecraft.

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i think I should get verified

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@Cpt_Puffy So they people know I'm the real deal. Also this grog thing.

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@casinoduckman @gock gock and balls

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what the fuck is a Grok is it like Grum

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@nukedbee you're meant to be giving ME money. it's called child support not father support

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so glad im not held down by things like parenthood

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@Cpt_Puffy uhhhh no don't worry about it. or your houses structural integrity

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digging a mole hole underneath everyone's houses.

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@Cpt_Puffy more motherly than you and your little bundle of homicidal joy

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it's mother's day. i don't have a mom. tubbo doesn't have a mom. redirect all cards and gifts to me. thank you

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@nukedbee because you don't talk to me