Melon

Once upon a midnight 🌖

[IRL LEMON @IRL_LEm0N]

it’s always, Icarus why did you fly so close to the sun?

never, Icarus why didn’t you just leave at night.

[IRL LEMON @IRL_LEm0N]

fumbling 100x’s once a week at the moment. we’re so back

[IRL LEMON @IRL_LEm0N]

there’s a mood

… and then there’s this mood!

Everybody's Got to Learn Sometime

[Melon @rottencypher]

@IRL_LEm0N mood

[IRL LEMON @IRL_LEm0N]

smoking on the fucking roads

[IRL LEMON @IRL_LEm0N]

feels so scifi for some reason.

kids in the Philippines catching and training spiders for battle!

give it another few years and they’ll move on from juicing them with gatorade to genetic and cybernetic mods.

[Melon @rottencypher]

capiche!

[IRL LEMON @IRL_LEm0N]

Tom is going to win the world cup and destroy triple T's dreams.

capiche!

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[IRL LEMON @IRL_LEm0N]

the golden rule:

he who has the gold makes the rules.

[IRL LEMON @IRL_LEm0N]

“jack of all trades, master of none”

[IRL LEMON @IRL_LEm0N]

beam me up scotty

[Melon @rottencypher]

@IRL_LEm0N

[IRL LEMON @IRL_LEm0N]

$279 was truly great value for a self learning agentic OS you can run locally!

just remembered i brought lifetime.

$spark coded

[IRL LEMON @IRL_LEm0N]

You’d think this is a wholesome fairy tale moment… until you understand that weasels are tiny murderous goblins.

Bro’s eyes were way bigger than his stomach - he launched his attack then immediately regretted his life choices.

[IRL LEMON @IRL_LEm0N]

just call me “captain good vibes”

[Melon @rottencypher]

exponential growth on potato interest.

if you thought dubai chocolate was the ultimate viral food, well you are wrong!!

[Melon @rottencypher]

@Splash1543 @BuffaloShill automated a potato. seems like it’s just getting started. i’m long on potatoes tbf

[Melon @rottencypher]

@IRL_LEm0N potato coded 😂

[Melon @rottencypher]

@IRL_LEm0N 👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳

[Melon @rottencypher]

potatoes were made to be cooked!

[IRL LEMON @IRL_LEm0N]

coping after realising how much i’d spent on eating potato instead of investing in them … i acquired a significant supply of the strongest looking memecoin on @Pumpfun and it did 1000%.

there’s a lesson in that!

[Melon @rottencypher]

@ideliverthepkgs baked to perfection