Fat_and_Retired

Hedonistic, sad, fat 71-year-old, loves women and food. Warning, there are a lot of adult themes here - it is what I like. It may not be for you NSFW

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@Raely22 @WorldRugby Must admit I found a number of Carley's interpretations yesterday stange.

Awaiting the cries of anguish from our SH friends.

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@MattPinner_ Competitive masturbation perhaps??

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@_josephine0_ Thought they were Mars bars

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@lunadreaamy Yep, got it immediately

Do you want me to post it?

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@SodraKhan123 Three lovely candidates for screaming painal, then the left one for the full house

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@TheRealJamieKay Not runny enough for me

Way too runny for she who must be obeyed

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@Smithrose52 I wouldn't reject you because of size; tattoos, now there's a different story

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@its_meegaan Well, she might as well eat that too; by the sound of it, the fat cunt has eaten everything else.
Picture please of fat girl eating sperm, asking for a friend

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@AntiWokeMemes YES

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@_josephine0_ Too much greenery; stop pandering to the vegans!!!

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@raymach1 Do you reckon she's a filthy fuck??

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@zahrafatma1278 Boxing gloves!!!

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@Milliehtu6 No idea, I'm baffled

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Well done #F1 for serving up that exciting Dutch sprint race; can't wait for the main race.

Is it a shame that they have taken #Zandvoort despite great local support, you decide, BBQ looks promising for tomorrow, not sure I could stomach an hour and half of that excitement

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@SodraKhan123 Depends on the women or perhaps the team she supports

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@SodraKhan123 I'd give her 1

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@sabamaliktmhg Aberfan, although after Kennedy stayed with me more.

Czechoslovakia, as I realised the implications.

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@lisasamxxm1 I would remove the chicken, eat it and give the rest to the dog or whoever turned up to the BBQ, announcing that they are vegetarian.

Whether you give it to the dog first if the latter is true is personal choice.

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@mistressdannay Since when has life been a democracy? Only one needs to consent; the other needs to obey.

If you want a democracy swop roles next time.

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@artlisa84 Does your life partner still want to fuck the arse off you? If so, no problem; no one else matters. If not, carry on with "I don't care", but worry you may have a problem.

Although there are numerous offers below to help resolve that.