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" A foolish man complains of his torn pocket. A wise man uses it to scratch his balls. "
- Confucius

@theanga27 hwo do i do a heart emoji

[sbeve @rotuy2023]

the entire kagurabachi server is cooking avizie i'm fucking crying dude

[Paulie 💕 @paulieponzi]

This fanmade info website for a dress up gacha game has shut down because the admin has rediscovered Catholicism and now believes that the game is demonic. Okay.

[claire @floppatakes]

Ha! You're absolutely right. There *is* a 737 waiting to take off on Runway 19. 🛫 I probably shouldn't have cleared AA5404 to land there. 😳 I'm here if you need any tips and tricks for handling mass casualty incidents. 🚒🚑✨

[four44 ` | #SHTWT @cloverstrings]

What's even the point of therapy. I can never actually tell you how i feel because you're just going to report me

[cable @kyx3n_]

I dont cut to hurt myself i cut so when they use a skin graft from my thigh for my penis it'll be Ribbed for Her Pleasure

[retro @GANGSTAF3VER]

Real niggas teams 0-2

[Cherry 🍒 @jaeqrs]

Who up killing themselves in their head rn

[Mia @TransGirlLinux]

they almost got me with this one

[thorn @thornstaffs]

THINGS TO SAY WHEN 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗢 𝗔 𝗦𝗬𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗠

• What is 𝗺𝘆 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲
• I brought my 𝗼𝘄𝗻 host
• Sell me this 𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗲𝗿
• Let me speak to your 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿
• Can you tell your 𝗠𝗲𝗱𝗸𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗲𝗰𝘁 to front?
• 𝗪𝗵𝗼 do you think you are

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I hope I am killed during my walk to the kitchen

[sbeve @rotuy2023]

type shit

[ْ @eii8i]

the second I get my hands on a gun I will blow my brain clean

[່͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

being a kid fucking sucked being a teenager fucking sucked being an adult fucking sucks

[Dat @DatDaDatty]

ggez but the beat is Kanye West flashing lights

[Anthony Rivardo @Anthony_Rivardo]

"How many beers are you gonna have tonight?"

[Goonie🍉 @GoonRambles]

This literally was confirmed to be 100% true with the Epstein files but no one cares anymore

[ed edd and eddington @goblin_formula]

i ran a SWRPG campaign about a squad of stormtroopers stationed on theed during the GCW. i didn't tell them that their actions and conduct were going to impact the outcome of their war crimes tribunal once the alliance retook the planet. it was a very illuminating experiment.

[sbeve @rotuy2023]

@goopeygoop @machin3gir1 this is dope as fuck I'm dropping a follow

[Ａｄｄｙｓｓｅｙ @Uchihaddy]

Absolutely nothing. That’s why I vehemently rebuke the notion that sucking dick is slavery. A man that’s willing to unsheathe his blade in front of a woman is a man that’s making a Faustian bargain that could lead to his own demise. A blowjob is a social contract founded on trust

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

I’m coming around to the GG EZ couple. They’re a bit cringe but they seem to be having a good time.

[toaber 🐧🏒 🦬 @gingeralefan27]

trans flag color picked from this picture of josh allen

[machine girl @machin3gir1]

I had no plans on getting a switch 2 but with metroid ravenous coming out in a few months n this fire emblem game getting insane reviews i might need to get one asap 😖