Rouble

I’m here to complain about trivial nonsense. Please feel free to ignore my blabbering. Thank you! @thebrookbakery

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I was just finished wrapping my head around 2024, and now its 2026. Perpetual 2 year lag? Processor bahot slow ho gaya hai bhai🙃

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Still processing 2022…Happy 2024 to those who’ve reached there🫠

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There’s no way to look any degree of glamorous when they are cutting your hair..mans got me looking like im about to say “7 days” and crawl out of someone’s TV

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Yar merko koi batao, pound ke hisab se cake kon bech raha hai??
Kgs mei baat karo na, India mei ho tum!

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I started waking up early, my problems are NOT fixed.
Who would’ve thought? 🥴

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Only *waking up early* can fix my problems now

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People with few thousand followers and views expecting to get free stuff just because they think they are “influencers” 😭💀
Kisko influence kar paa rahe ho aap? Koi aap ke bolne se ek lipstick nhi khareed raha aur aap influencer ho?
COMEE ON!! Who are you kidding?

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Your life is happening 20 degrees north of your phone’s screen and you’re missing it.

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There’s a hell lot of screaming inside my head. Not enough words.

[Rouble @roublechaudhary]

Only *waking up early* can fix my problems now

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The Internet has given a platform to every Tom, Dick and Harry to speak their mind and just vomit out their opinions without a second’s thought or consideration for ANYONE.
And its whats causing mind numbing outrage in my head right now.

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A minute to discuss the Karan Johar-ification of Tanmay Bhat please?

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Sach hi toh hai..
Kasmei, vaade, pyaar, wafa..sab baatein hain. Baaton ka kya?!

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Everything seems to be •down• these days. And now when an app isn’t loading properly, Im just left wondering whether its my phone or the internet or wifi or the app or all of the above? 🫠
Who had bets on Robots and Internet issues for 2025?

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Kabhi wifi nai chalta toh kabhi signal nahi aate, jab dono hote hain toh apps mei koi gadbad ho jati hai.
AI development ke daldal mei fass gaye hain aur apna basic functionalities ko bhool gaye hain ye sab💩🤦🏻‍♀️

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“Aaj terko lagra hai teri zindagi khatam, kal ko fer sab kuch theek ho jana hai…”

Golden words to live by!

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In the beginning of this year, I read somewhere that cats choose u. So I begged the universe to send a cat to me since nobody was allowing me to properly adopt. I needed a cat that could just visit me sometimes. Lo & behold, I present to you, a cat that chose me!

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Writers of Grey’a Anatomy keep finding ways to fuck with the lives of their caste over & over. It’s been almost 20 years of trauma after trauma. Nothing good happens, and if it happens,
It gets ruined in the worst possible ways

Why I still watch this shit show is beyond me.

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Life’s full of Delhi’s smog and you are my air purifier 🫶🏻

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Zindagi ek jung hai, aur vo meri shamsheer ।

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This Diwali, I didn’t click a picture with a plate full of diyas.
Feels like Diwali adhuri si reh gayi😂

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They say : “you wont bargain in a big shop or the mall, why do you bargain with the poor street vendor”.

Buddy. They do. They bargain. They haggle. Its just like a thela in there too.
The need to be able to chip even a few 10s off of their bills baffles me!!