you like to think when your 93 year old grandma dies suddenly its okay because you saw it coming but it turns out the brain isnt good with death no matter how much you convince yourself you can logic through the emotions
i love telling customers “have a good REST OF your day” as opposed to “have a good day” to remind them of time and its finite nature . some day we will all be bones
when i try to tap a post and accidentally hit the grok logo on it and it starts rapidly writing a thesis paper about said tweet so now ive effectively eliminated 5 neighborhoods
Said a normal sentence in a too-obvious fagcent and this millennial woman’s eyes shone with the lust for HagSlop. You are so Adorable and Sassy she says, her mouth begins to froth rabidly . Im getting Gay Monkey’d