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@7BrewCoffee please never do this shit again. I just wanted a god damn energy drink this morning and all I got was a mile long line of ravenous white bitches babbling on about some dumbass autism toy.

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Hey @BenchmadeKnives… are you guys smoking actual crack? You have got to be all the way out of your entire god damn mind to try and sell this shit for $400.

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I’ll bet every single one of my earthly possessions that this man has never made a woman cum in his life

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Can someone photoshop mr beast to look like a death metal singer and then add bottom text that says Judas beast?

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An uncrustable. But inside is bbq pulled pork.

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@badfriends_pod - I enjoyed every one of the 12,152 minutes I spent with you in 2023. Thank you. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Mns7azqnuT started listening in April and as of this morning I’ve listened to every episode front to back. Love yall!!

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@McDonalds Your shake gave me erectile dysfunction

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Milk isn’t enough… I wanna fuck a double stuffed Oreo

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

she not cheatin bro she just stealing catalytic converters

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Couldn’t be more disappointed in @skateEA right now. EA clearly doesn’t care about doing the previous titles any justice. If they did it would just cost a flat rate and not have micro transactions. U haven’t listened to the fans in the least u only care about milking the title.

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@Yamaha_FZ09 Try this one https://t.co/uUylRonlsU

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All I’m gonna say is Chuck E. Cheese beat Pizza Hut in a pizza contest in 2017 then declared chapter 11 bankruptcy in 2020… Nobody out pizzas the hut and lives to tell the tale

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@OrdiwayCollin Don’t tell me what to do

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I wanna play as Tony Soprano in #Fortnite @HBO @EpicGames make it happen

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Ok hear me out. Judgement day comes, the skies crack and angels descend from the heavens, followed by a warm beam of light and the tune of harps. God descends to judge his children. As you lay eyes upon the lord you quickly realize he is a midget. Wyd in this situation?

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⁦@dominos⁩ who in fucks name watched this come out of the oven and say “looks good to me”? Y’all got me fucked up if you think I’m doing anything with this.

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I don’t remember seeing anything in the 10 Commandments that says I’m NOT allowed to drink and drive

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@OrdiwayCollin I make the insane clown posse look like the well adjusted clown posse

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Thank you Denzel Curry for spending 350 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/cEhXEh4ZbQ Top 2% baby!!