Randy Ovando..

baseball teams RED SOX....AGUILAS , celtics,patriots, cubs. odio a los yankees 300 %

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

RIP Chick Norris:

FACTS about Chuck Norris:

1. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups…
He pushes the Earth down.

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2.When Chuck Norris enters a room,
he doesn’t turn the lights on — he turns the dark off.

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3.Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
Twice.

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4.Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

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5.Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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6.There is no theory of evolution…
just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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7.Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep.
He waits.

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8.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night,
he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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9.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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10.The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once.
You know what happened to them.

[Randy Ovando.. @rovando2]

@realMaalouf Let me just walk by and mind my fucking business

[Randy Ovando.. @rovando2]

@stoolpresidente @Tunnel2Towers Can’t believe you have become a cry baby pussy boy.
How the mighty have fallen. Jokes are jokes and everything is game.

[Randy Ovando.. @rovando2]

@TxPirata @WyronGaines An Indian dude telling a Puerto Rican you're in our country is rich.

[Randy Ovando.. @rovando2]

@AB84 Mo

[Randy Ovando.. @rovando2]

@ReallyAmerican1 Why the fuck do I agree with Tucker Carlson . 😕😕😕🤔🤔

[Randy Ovando.. @rovando2]

@GerryCallahan Hey @Gerrycallahan the kid was raised by a conservative family so now you can just talk about something else please.

[Randy Ovando.. @rovando2]

@thefactsdude @FightBatch @_KINGJUAN_ Death penalty applies here . Why waste our tax dollars on scum like this .

[Randy Ovando.. @rovando2]

@GerryCallahan You must of lost your meds Gerry, Time to retire.

[Randy Ovando.. @rovando2]

@IvankaNews_ Prostitute

[Randy Ovando.. @rovando2]

@Lisaelizabeth @FillysPhinest @asalciunas975 @NBCSPhilly Your racism is showing.

[Randy Ovando.. @rovando2]

@SB_Cincy88 @rawsalerts I had a truck bed cover for $359 a few weeks ago and waited for the sale now its $400 with 24% off

[Randy Ovando.. @rovando2]

@FanJDVance Yes please

[Randy Ovando.. @rovando2]

@kpininimemes Jennifer , Stephanie y sandra

[Randy Ovando.. @rovando2]

@InnerVoltRock He ate plenty of kid meals to win all those medals

[Randy Ovando.. @rovando2]

@SenTedCruz Fuck Israel Fuck Iran and most importantly FUCK TED CRUZ

[Randy Ovando.. @rovando2]

@SecRubio @POTUS @SecScottBessent So we started at 44 went down to 37 and came back up to 41 and its called a great deal😅😅😅

[Randy Ovando.. @rovando2]

@RpsAgainstTrump It’s going to be at least two long years with this motherfuckers

[Randy Ovando.. @rovando2]

@RepLuna America is a continent you fucking idiot.

[Randy Ovando.. @rovando2]

@MLBONFOX @SmittyOnMLB Just trade him