Rover Smith

[Rover Smith @rover_smith]

Being a male is a matter of birth,being a man is a matter of time,being a gentleman is a matter of choice :)

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

2007 - PCEA Church buy Giriama Hotel and rename it Milele Beach Hotel.

- Using the hotel as security, they secure a Ksh 811M loan from NBK to upgrade it & build luxury apartments for sale.

- PCEA Church fail to build the apartments to completion.

2016-Bank wants to recover it's LOAN by selling the Hotel b/c the church has only repaid 82M outta 811M Loan

2019 - Church sends word to it's congregants about the auction, holds harambees nationwide and raise Ksh 430M to offset the LOAN

-Church uses the mulla to pay pastor SALARIES.

2024- NBK places the hotel under Receivership

2026- Church launches Operation Okoa Milele Beach Hotel and asks you to save them because when you Give to Milele you give to God.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

If you have been in Nairobi long enough you’ll know that any concert that targets a demographic that is 33years and below always ends up as a disappointment,or catastrophy despite the overcharging. Probably because the organizers are more concerned about the money they make and not the expirience they give,they’re young

Us the real Gwangis know this,thats why we never rush,we dont have the FOMO. Sisi tunangoja his exellency Ferre Golla,son of wenge musica. Hapa sasa ujue ticket huwa hazianikwi mtandaoni kama nguo kwa ploti,apana. We have decorum. Hapa ticket huwa sinasambaswa whatsapp kama pornographic material. And they’re usually limited.

Na ujue ni live band,wimbo inaimbwa vile aliimba 1997. This is where us the self proclaimed millionares with shares in loss making Companies like Airtel and Kenya airways meet. Mziki inaingia mpaka kwa vena cava nakwambia.

Siet! Endeleeni kuenda concert mnaambiwa inua mkono moja juu after every 3 minutes mkiulizwa Nairobi are you ready. Kasia sana!

[Lemon Ginger👮‍♂️©️ @lannix_1]

No child, no school fees, no loans yet my salary can’t last two weeks becoz of my love for hoes

[Masaku @masaku_]

Mamaye counterfeit imepatana na foundation ya Indomie

[Rover Smith @rover_smith]

@elonmusk and his team are those guys damn the softwares and engineering that are put in place to do such stuff is just legendary!!!!

[Mohamed Osman Ali @mohamedosmanMsa]

BREAKING NEWS : IF THIS POST APPEARS ON YOUR TIMELINE KINDLY RETWEET. ALL GENZ SHOULD RETWEET AND SHARE WIDELY AND TYPE #RutoMustago ENSURE ALL THE PROSECUTORS ARE ARRESTED AND FACE THE LAW. #372MILLION #372MILLION "Tuesday is Tuesday"Githurai "Jogoo Road"#RutoMustago

[Rover Smith @rover_smith]

@wanjiku_gachara I swear that's my first time experiencing tear gas wueeh kilituramba😭

[Rover Smith @rover_smith]

@marqindi Bana na VIP ni regular kwani is how?😂😂😂

[Rover Smith @rover_smith]

@Rawlingsovo 😂😂😂😂😂

[Rover Smith @rover_smith]

@_PatrickMusyoka @covid_clarity Ww ushakuwa psychologist?

[Rover Smith @rover_smith]

@petrkariuki Facts bro!

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

God got a great life for you, I kid you not. But you have to get yourself in a position to receive it.

[Rover Smith @rover_smith]

Apple must be on crack they are releasing the iPhone 14 while I'm still struggling to buy the 12 see my life!!!

[Hassan Ali Joho, EGH. @HassanAliJoho]

It is what it is!

[Rover Smith @rover_smith]

@MarthaKarua kwani mko wapi na running mate?

[elias kangi🇰🇪 @EliasKangi]

Women will post going to Jkia only to land in mombasa... To them that's living a soft life.

[Rover Smith @rover_smith]

Na niwaulize wale ambao wanaishi kando ya deja Vu si wanaonanga mambo hii kanairo!!😂😂��

[Rover Smith @rover_smith]

@marqindi @petrkayy Ala!😆😂

[Cleo @JustVibesssss]

I high key want friends who wanna do stuff like hiking,nature trails, going to animal orphanages, art galleries… this binge drinking ain’t it anymore

[Joyce Karam @Joyce_Karam]

UPDATE: Facebook , Insta, WhatsApp Outage

• 4 hours, ongoing
• NYT: unlikely a hack; FB employees unable to enter building in a.m
• Servers likely behind problem: CTO
• Facebook stocks 📉
• Zuckerberg lost $7 billion: Bloomberg
• Global loss > $160 million/hr: @netblocks