Roving Typist

Contact me at [email protected]
-I typewrite custom stories, poems, and fortunes by request
-available to type at your event or wedding

[Roving Typist @rovingtypist]

been typing stories again and it's been neat. if you want one, you should sign up for my mailing list on my website to get notified when I'm taking orders: https://t.co/30tWzTQClY

[Roving Typist @rovingtypist]

hey you, go buy a custom short story for yourself. It’s Friday, live a little

https://t.co/sHreeXQ9C0

[Roving Typist @rovingtypist]

If you’d like me to write a story for that special someone this holiday season (or just want nice mail for yourself) get your orders in!

https://t.co/sHreeXQHry

[Roving Typist @rovingtypist]

kids love typewriters!

[Roving Typist @rovingtypist]

just sent off a story to France, and now my queue is completely open!

head over to https://t.co/TWUl6Fdv96 and order a custom typewritten story about anything you want, and it'll be in the mail to ya this week!

[Roving Typist @rovingtypist]

if you wanna order one, you can (and you should!). i'll write about whatever you want!

https://t.co/sHreeXQ9C0

[Roving Typist @rovingtypist]

making some tik toks, ya know, as you do:

https://t.co/pGnfozO9Rr

[Roving Typist @rovingtypist]

things I looked up while typing today:
-dogs allowed at stonehenge?
-washington square park 1920s
-portugal
-crayon wax sculpture
-oil derricks

order yourself a story with your own esoteric details specified right now!
https://t.co/sHreeXQ9C0

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

What has three legs and cannot walk

a typewriter.

[Roving Typist @rovingtypist]

requested story topics to type tomorrow:
-a fox and a butterfly who are friends
-jean-luc, 53 years old and from france
-a gay couple lost in new york city
-magic
-adult onset adhd

[Roving Typist @rovingtypist]

so exciting when folks get back in touch to tell me they liked the story. this one went all the way to france! 🇫🇷🗼

[Roving Typist @rovingtypist]

the story store is open if you'd like to order a custom typewritten story!

https://t.co/sHreeXQ9C0

[Roving Typist @rovingtypist]

@BaronDucongel will be opening the store again this evening...

[Roving Typist @rovingtypist]

i didn't hate reading this old story from almost 10 years ago, when i first got to the city.

i haven't typed there in a long time, but it was the perfect way to say hello to nyc!

[Michael Anthony @M_ichaelAnthony]

I love finding surprises in used books, as started in a fun thread by @Leftovers_Movie, I thought I’d share my favorite surprise: this bookmark that’s an original one page story by @cdhermelin (which lead me down the @rovingtypist rabbit hole, which is also an interesting story.)

[Roving Typist @rovingtypist]

@sebprovencher Aw hey! That’s cool, thanks for sharing!!

[Roving Typist @rovingtypist]

sometimes I wonder what happened to the thousands of stories and poems I’ve typewritten. used as a bookmark and then forgotten is a perfect fate

[Michael Anthony @M_ichaelAnthony]

@Leftovers_Movie Sometimes I get cool bookmarks too when I buy used books. One time, I bought the book I am Charlotte Web and got a free bookmark that was an original copy of a poem written by @rovingtypist (the typewriter in the park hipster meme/writer from back in the day) @cdhermelin

[Roving Typist @rovingtypist]

@angsuman Thanks for sharing this again! I’m working on other writing projects but this endeavor is never gone, just paused. It’s one of my favorite things to do!

[Roving Typist @rovingtypist]

should i start typing some stories for people again?

[Roving Typist @rovingtypist]

Vote on the 6th, this Tuesday, please and thank you

[Roving Typist @rovingtypist]

i’m typing my ersatz version of astrology over at King Tai Bar in Crown Heights around 7pm if any of y’all care to drop by!