rowen

invoice me for the microphone if you need to

[rowen @row3n_]

YOU'RE THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING, WITH A SEPTUM PIERCING, LITTLE MISS SWEET DREAMS, TEEEENNNNEEEESSEEEEEE

[Samuel K @SamuelKOfficial]

Working your whole life just to 'enjoy' a few years when you're close to death is one of the biggest scams

[rowen @row3n_]

@katmadr Wtf you don’t need that energy get rid and if it’s a passing interaction let it fuel your uniqueness

[rowen @row3n_]

I beg you to stop giving staff shit who have to work on test and trace in hospitality. Stop acting like they do it just to be annoying. We are living in a global pandemic!

[rowen @row3n_]

@shopsleepyclay @mangledfingers @hxlmai

[rowen @row3n_]

how have I only just discovered the comfort of unwired bras, I’m never going back. let them tiddies swing

[rowen @row3n_]

@eilidhkeay March towards him whilst taking photos with flash really quickly until you’re stood right in front of him and just keep doing it trust me he will never do it ever again

[rowen @row3n_]

imagine being vegetarian and intolerant to soya 🤩🤪

[rowen @row3n_]

one of the crappiest errors in the human body is that eating whilst lying down causes choking let me be a slob

[rowen @row3n_]

I’m not drinking tewuila@unless it’s pink

[rowen @row3n_]

DON’T TALK TO ME WHEN I’M ON MY LUNCH BREAK

[rowen @row3n_]

@LNLappin @hxlmai

[rowen @row3n_]

I’ve done something to a ligament or tendon in my foot. Have been limping for two weeks. Called my GP was sent to minors who sent me to a&e who told me call to physio who told me to call another number AND my GP again to be told I will be contacted on the 10th of June I can’t 🙃

[rowen @row3n_]

@httpkathleen @coralloyd @hxlmai

[aries ☆ @cebadisim4]

“GOOD “gm
MORNINGGG” bestie”

[rowen @row3n_]

@hxlmai love u beyond imaginable

[rowen @row3n_]

@LNLappin @hxlmai she had a ripped PLT postage bag it would’ve been perfect

[rowen @row3n_]

@hxlmai locked her car doors when we were stationary in traffic bc I wasn’t allowed to collect the dead black bird off the pavement :(

[rowen @row3n_]

@gothgramma HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SCREAM

[matt horwood @matthewhorwood]

While I’m sure he’d be flattered, I reckon Turing would rather see the Government ban conversion therapy, the (currently legal) form of LGBT torture that he was subjected to before he died in 1954