Rowan

I know what I want.

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Angrily when Mommy asked for her to get ready, “Well I’M ready for you to go to heaven!”

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Mommy? I wish you were smart like me

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“I’m a girl that has all the vibes.”

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On freeway.

No one:

Rowan: “What the?? Why is the woman driving the car?”

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“This is a trajesty!”

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While playing Barbies: “They’re all twins. They’re fourdruplets.”

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Ro: I understand why so many people have crush on me

FJ: Because you’re amazing?

Ro: Yes.

Continues by listing off boys and then says, “And I do not have crushes on them, and that’s a promise!”

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2:55 AM - Ro had wandered into mom and dad’s bed, per usual. An inch from her face, Rowan loudly whispers to me: “Hey you know I wake up so jumpy? Wanna know the secret?? You just wiggle and jump!” She then demonstrated, hoping that was the missing information I needed. #jetlag

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“Mom, I’m ready for superglue!”

A demand made after she saw a box full of wood outside that I was getting rid of so she could instead build a permanent playhouse in the driveway.

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“You will never know that I am your friend, but a fether of love is the joy that brot you here in life you will be well and capable of you.

Sincerely, Rowan.
From Rowan.

If you try the sun will love you so.”

Rowan’s birthday card to Joaquin, a friend turning 7.

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“Mommy, wait! I amen’t buckled!”

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“I’m srwong!”

[strong]

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Mommy: You know you could help me, right?
Rowan: …Nooooo thank you, but I wish you very nicely.

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To Rick after asking him for a water:

“I love you more than 10 blocks of wood!”

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“You two are loreted?!” (Looking at Gran Gran and Aunt Julie)

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After mommy announced we would finish watching “It’s a Wonderful Life” after opening presents and Rowan wasn’t particularly into the idea…

“Screens are not good for your brain always in the mornings! … It’s a true logict!”

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Funny jokes– that’s how it’s solved!

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“I can clean dat up in a jippy.”

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“Mama, let us enjoy the love of the breeze.”

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“Are you grateful?! I bought you that food.”