Rowan Coupe

Rigging

[Rowan Coupe @RowanCoupe]

@Se_Railway @1972face When are you going to fix the ticket machine at snodland.
Makes claiming delay repay difficult.
It's been broken for 6 months.
But then if you staffed the station you'd know that.

[Rowan Coupe @RowanCoupe]

#yachtshouldwenameit
HMS Tony Blair took our luxury yacht so now we're going to pretend we don't want it.

[Rowan Coupe @RowanCoupe]

I'm hopping mad and I want something in the middle. Aha!

#ThisTimeWithAlanPartridge

[Rowan Coupe @RowanCoupe]

#eurovision ah come on! Germany and there massive middle finger got 3 points. With a song about not hating.... Come a long way in 75 years eh....
Nil poi. Jesus!
Farage, Barnier and half of the UK... This is on you ...

[Rowan Coupe @RowanCoupe]

#Eurovision Ma name is Justina awkins and dis is ma band. Il darknessi #ITA

[Rowan Coupe @RowanCoupe]

#Eurovision David Tennant wearing a polar bear #nor

[Rowan Coupe @RowanCoupe]

#eurovision I'm sure this is a compelling story ... But it's all on french.
#FRA

[Rowan Coupe @RowanCoupe]

#eurovision sat here waiting to down my drink when I hear an accordion.... We're 20 in!

[Rowan Coupe @RowanCoupe]

@BillBailey Oh bill, I took the same old picture when I was there see. (In the head voice of Nessa from Gavin and Stacey)

[Rowan Coupe @RowanCoupe]

#askforglass #denied #theplanetweeps @southbankcentre @ExtinctionR @GreenpeaceUK

[Rowan Coupe @RowanCoupe]

Support the RNLI!
Donate now. Ignore the gammon. Help those who help others!

#RNLI #RNLI_disgrace #rnli #lifeboats #SavingLivesAtSea
@outonashout

[Rowan Coupe @RowanCoupe]

Saving lives at sea!
That's it. They don't differentiate between class, Creed, Race, sex or age. They "just" save lives at sea.
They operate physically in British waters, and they support preservation of life at sea and in water in the world.
A force for good.
#superheroes

[Rowan Coupe @RowanCoupe]

Perfect product for a guest bedroom. But she assumed we were lazy students and tried to lecture us on duvet laundry routines.

#ageism #driveawedge #judgmental #wouldntgetthisindebenhams #betterserviceintkmaxx
#wearethefutureofmandssales

[Rowan Coupe @RowanCoupe]

@marksandspencer homewares staff just talked themselves out of a washable duvet sale...
"These are for the infirm"
"You have to put a cover on and wash that"
"I don't wash my duvet every week, do you"
I only asked if they had it in grey...

[Rowan Coupe @RowanCoupe]

She made assumptions on our use of product, and insisted they were only available in white. And that you'd have to go online for any of colour. "But why you'd want that I don't know" "just use a cover"

Not doing wonders for keeping your younger customers @marksandspencer

[Rowan Coupe @RowanCoupe]

@piersmorgan why do you play the character of such an angry man? No one can hate and despise all the things you claim to. It's such a morally bankrupt character. Why don't you be more like yourself?

[Rowan Coupe @RowanCoupe]

@StarbucksUK #collierswood
You need to invest in some sturdy furniture.... Having just spilled a serious amount of hard earned coffee...

[Rowan Coupe @RowanCoupe]

#plasticfree #plasticpollution #SaveTheWorld well done Costa... Not like we have a sink in here...
#costa #coffee #ipswich #Greenpeace @Greenpeace #reduce #reuse #Recycle