rowan is a mess

pale, sickly, and depressed xx
row like kapow not row like below

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highlands and islands are about to finish knitting the results soon 🙏🏻 trust 🙏🏻

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@yabitch_sam i've been muttering 'you gotta account for the girth of the top' every time i cut a vegetable

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@AmeliaERWood plus if you tally up all the other knives they also exceed kitchen knives so really the most common murder weapon is ‘non kitchen knife’

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@AmeliaERWood meanwhile the guy at my local offy just asks ‘how old are you’ and happily takes people at their word

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@AmeliaERWood it’s like the oldest trick in the book

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@AmeliaERWood there’s no way the government should be falling for ‘contractors taking the piss out of gullible rich people’ scams but here we are

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@AmeliaERWood isn’t this just what was in a personal statement????

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late night book store wine cafe combo where are u

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becoming a theatre kid is defo the worst thing that will happen to me this year and i say this in a time where nuclear war is basically always possible

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felt depressed and then suddenly after exercising and engaging with one of my lifelong passions i felt like tons better who knows what happened must be magic i will not remember this moment in the future xxx

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tbh pitch perfect doesn’t really hold up

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i kind of forget the addams family are supernatural like i thought they were just goth

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@drenchedbeef knowledge is a curse and glee cast are now on my spotify list 😔😔

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not to be cringe on main but i hate when u hear a sick song on glee look up the original and it’s not as good,,, r u telling me i have to unironically listen to glee cast covers now my reputation can’t take that kind of a hit

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EDM feels like a big inside joke where everyone pretends it’s good and i’ve not gotten the memo

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everytime i see an ad for the m*tav*rse i scroll past it super quick bc im not quite ready for a tech dystopia i don't even own any lycra yet

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if theres a character in a film/show with an interesting accent you'd best believe i'll spend the next 10-12 business days repeating everything they said while doing mundane tasks

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@AmeliaERWood Must Bob Be Consistent?

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sorry i haven't done my essay i was staring at photos of space and contemplating my own meaningless existence

best wishes,
sent from my iphone xx