La Flama Blanca

RIP Kayleigh Savannah Teal 3.22.95 - 5.22.11

[uri5el @zebrasyndicate]

THE ROCK: Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

HIS WIFE: Hamburger helper again?

THE ROCK: Yes Janet. How do you think the rich stay rich?

Both Together: They don't waste money on frivolous things.

[La Flama Blanca @rowdyteal]

@_Jess_22_

[La Flama Blanca @rowdyteal]

I hit a vape pen without coughing today.

I'll try to save some pussy for the rest of you though.

[La Flama Blanca @rowdyteal]

Ya ever get blacked out drunk and just kiss your bros?

[La Flama Blanca @rowdyteal]

When you thought you knew someone and then you see them on Facebook defending flat earth ideas

[Guy Endore-Kaiser @GuyEndoreKaiser]

After all these years, Jay-Z finally has a bitch problem. https://t.co/ALbARK6CNh

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Let’s Make America Smart Again.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

President should not be telling the Washington Redskins to change their name-our country has far bigger problems! FOCUS on them,not nonsense

[bobby @bobby]

not trying to make this weird but can someone tell this woman i would die for her. https://t.co/avueFtkQqP

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

WHEN i WAS A FRESHMAN iN HiGH SCHOOL i iNViTED 4 GiRLS OVER FOR NACHOS, WHEN THE HOTTEST GiRL HESiTATED TO COME OVER i CANCELED NACHO NiGHT https://t.co/FBfc9fQ6nG

[lil soph @ManOnTheM00N]

@rowdyteal stay off my twitter.

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

{me leaning towards my cat during the F*R*I*E*N*D*S theme}: those are the friends

[La Flama Blanca @rowdyteal]

#NationalDogDay. This lil brown betch.

[La Flama Blanca @rowdyteal]

. @DrPhil if women won't talk to me or even look in my general direction does it mean they like me ?