Rowen Flynn BSN, RN

favorite food: milk steak. you should know what that means

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i would literally do anything for my friends except text them back in a timely manner

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You’re not driving an 18 wheeler. You’re driving a Hyundai Santa Fe. Make that right turn and let’s get fucking moving.

[໊ @user0000O0]

pick me choose me euthanize me

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[avieee @cuntadelic]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[ehime ora @ehimeora]

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

“love is in the air” WRONG. airborne diseases

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

mychart wrapped

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

when i was a kid that norad santa tracker was the most convincing evidence in the world to me that santa was real. i literally got into a fight with my friends about it when i was 6 or 7 bc i was like “do you seriously think the military would lie to us”

[Plazzy Wazzy @Plasma_NYC]

judy fucking garland

[Dylan Goforth @DGoforth918]

I made some frankly preposterously good looking spaghetti for the kids. Fresh parm, homemade meatballs, fresh chopped basil. Restaurant looking stuff.

My 6 year old: Dad can I say heck?
Me: Sure buddy
My 6 year old: This spaghetti looks good as fuck.

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

(me unhooking my own bra) thank fucking god

[beef @VIOLENCEPRONE]

How to get the light back in my eyes Reddit

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

I like winter bc I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do that’s insane

[amanda @italchicc]

remove “are you a convicted felon” from All job applications moving forward .