Fetid the Cat

I am the very model of a modern Major-General

[Fetid the Cat @RowlfFiennes]

@twunkez is this man wearing a jockstrap?

[Fetid the Cat @RowlfFiennes]

Boogers are the corpses of old white blood cells dying to keep nasty ass bacteria from entering through the gates of your nose.

Cherish them, for they are heroes.

[john @johnsemley3000]

Stallone all over the news for his big new crime show. good time to remind people of the SNL sketch where Stallone attempts to help a car accident victim, played by Norm Macdonald, who won't stop bad-mouthing Stallone's films. good bit.

[Fetid the Cat @RowlfFiennes]

@LolOverruled

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just saw Greenland (2020) and was expecting a dumb action film a la Geostorm (bc Gerard Butler). But man, WHAT AN EMOTIONAL RIDE. I cried several times. Awesome movie. So unexpected.

[Fetid the Cat @RowlfFiennes]

when podcasts collide...

@HDTGP @doughboyspod

[Pizza Hut @pizzahut]

This sauce and seasoning will 🤯 with every bite. Get the Edge before it’s gone.

[Fetid the Cat @RowlfFiennes]

shit. this was supposed to be @thisistheuproar

[Fetid the Cat @RowlfFiennes]

still a question... https://t.co/VLA4NmUwSs

[Fetid the Cat @RowlfFiennes]

@iriggins you know that painting i used to have, the one of the cover from aqualung. You know what happened to that?

[Fetid the Cat @RowlfFiennes]

if they were smart, they'd rebrand as Isn'trael and chock up this whole affair to a Mandela Effect

#PalestineUnderAttack

[Fetid the Cat @RowlfFiennes]

@escargotpro_

[Fetid the Cat @RowlfFiennes]

@sjnadvocate I'm a bit late to the party. Is there an analysis available of why the Left hates Greenwald? I don't actually understand the vitriol. What did he do?

[Fetid the Cat @RowlfFiennes]

@hooper_since89 @AMAZlNGSCIENCE

[Fetid the Cat @RowlfFiennes]

darn tootin'

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

@udontwantmyname Jason is a small sphere and does not require a wage!

[Fetid the Cat @RowlfFiennes]

Mighty Mouse but American Apparel

[MARC REBILLET @marcrebillet]

Thanks for 200k!

Remember: it’s about love.

[Fetid the Cat @RowlfFiennes]

this slaps like a slap machine falling down a void of flappy hands

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

DOJA DUA ARIANA THIS SLAPS 🤯 https://t.co/8FICazspAJ

[Fetid the Cat @RowlfFiennes]

@danbanbam Hillbilly Enema

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@AndyOstroy the choice to end on a karen haircut is really punctuation on this video

[Fetid the Cat @RowlfFiennes]

every millennial job is tinged with absurd existential flavors, like pointlessness, redundancy or late-stage capitalist swirl

[Fetid the Cat @RowlfFiennes]

@RBTVpod ever since your ER video, I've been really crushing that ER theme song. So much so that I'm now into this ridiculous remix

https://t.co/8tp6lRp2xX

[Fetid the Cat @RowlfFiennes]

@RexChapman this is like the same logic the US used by taking out Saddam for gassing the Kurds

[Fetid the Cat @RowlfFiennes]

I wish Greta Thunberg could be president