Cashier: We’re really feeding this trash to people? It’s borderline immoral
Taco Bell Manager: There you go again with that word. You’ve gotta think of them less as people and more as localized physical phenomena
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
rock bottom for la people to go to aa meetings is one night of too many bumps and tequila sodas and fucking their ex, meanwhile there’s a fella in oklahoma living on a diet of gas station dick pills who keeps a nominal .030 BAC to drive a truck across state lines every day
just sf tech party things:
3 floors of djs
Sam Altman pics on the wall
Coworking room (fully packed)
Merch trucks
(Not pictured) a girl dressed up as an astronaut
Props to @nazzari for the very walm welcome to the city 🥂