Beau Reichert

i didn’t cry when i watched the lion king let’s talk about it

[Beau Reichert @rowrowrowyourb8]

@delaneymueller1 see that’s a post i’ll fucking like

[Beau Reichert @rowrowrowyourb8]

grandparents complain a lot about how expensive stuff is as if they didn’t ruin the economy

[Beau Reichert @rowrowrowyourb8]

Teacher: So you combine the two numbers

Me: Ohhhhkay

Marc (visibly pissed): It’s actually a C

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

just found out about spiderman

[Beau Reichert @rowrowrowyourb8]

cheap fun: get a dollar in pennies and eat them

[Beau Reichert @rowrowrowyourb8]

if you play tetris backwards it’s just my dick dad taking away my legos

[Beau Reichert @rowrowrowyourb8]

@delaneymueller1 @kness_rory no

[Beau Reichert @rowrowrowyourb8]

i wouldn’t have lived during the civil war because i would have done sick drum solos on the little drum while walking up to battle

[deelanee @delaneymueller1]

to the one friend who never likes my tweets i hope u see this and i hate u

[Beau Reichert @rowrowrowyourb8]

dogs am i right? haha siri send tweet

[Beau Reichert @rowrowrowyourb8]

#boycottgoofy
he’s had it good for too long

[Beau Reichert @rowrowrowyourb8]

Her: Well I didn’t order a large sausage pizza, perhaps I could check it out? 😫

Me: Look ma’am if you didn’t order it I can’t give it to you, I could lose my job. Have a nice day!

Porn Director: Cut

[Beau Reichert @rowrowrowyourb8]

you think you know what an inch looks like and then get all your shit chopped off at the barbers

[Beau Reichert @rowrowrowyourb8]

current mood: potato tied to a ceiling fan swinging around while some edge lord is filming me for clout

[Beau Reichert @rowrowrowyourb8]

yeah therapy is cool and all but have you ever played animal crossing instead