Alex Johnson

he/him - Writer, Singer, Actor...yeah right I'm actually just a lazy bastard.

[Alex Johnson @rowsdower50]

@raisingpatriots @CollinRugg Wow, what a great advocate for those with intellectual disabilities.

[Alex Johnson @rowsdower50]

@strongbadegirl The uncircumcised must beware the forestink.

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@videogamedeals

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I love that he's doing mo-cap for a talking cube.

[Santa Monica Studio – God of War Laufey @SonySantaMonica]

Full video out now on the PlayStation YouTube channel!

[Alex Johnson @rowsdower50]

Clearly, Mozart's biggest mistake was going to a place called "Mozart Death House", especially at such a young age.

[Alex Johnson @rowsdower50]

@skittleskitsu I had to look up whether I was soft locked here.

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@Soda1_GD

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@CelsoLuis @RetroGamerArt Basically the game was just a generic space shooter so someone on the marketing team wanted shoppers to see the cover and wonder "what just happened".

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@Noahgilberto19 Something Better

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@LauraLoomer

[Alex Johnson @rowsdower50]

Why isn't any of the Mina the Hollower discourse talking about how much sections where you're running up the tower suck?

[Alex Johnson @rowsdower50]

Ratts Tyerell girlfriend and Mars Guo boyfriend.

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

Ratts Tyerell & Mars Guo singing for 2 hours

[Alex Johnson @rowsdower50]

@PopBase

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@catgirlprostate This doesn't surprise me, since I learned long ago about the large amount of people who got scared of logos at the end of TV shows like the Viacom "V of Doom"

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@savorsweetdavid They all smoked some salvia.

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@Murdoink Makes me happy to see Watto had friends.

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@Jeopardy

[Alex Johnson @rowsdower50]

@The_MJF @AEW @DarbyAllin Craft breweries from all over the country must be falling over each other trying to lock in that partnership with you for an "MJF Big Brew"

["Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @LarryBundyJr]

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣

[Alex Johnson @rowsdower50]

@CDisillusion Dammit Captain D, people were almost paranoid enough to start tackling people to the ground to try and rip their imaginary masks off! Way to ruin it!