ro 🛶

draw women with muscles you cowards | she/her. all opinions are my own.

[zantae 🦇 @DeathAngelUSA]

i've lived long enough to see Subway outlive its purpose. five dollar footlongs are like $15 now. you're not going to sell me on giant cookies, pizzas, soups, salad bowls. i'm here for one thing and it's the cheap sub i got in 2008. if you don't have it, then what's the point?

[Tree Presley @premiles_]

Twitter should have a “funny mode” where you only see funny posts

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Polyphemus Cyclops scenes in Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ will reportedly be filmed at Nestor’s Cave in Greece with a 6x6m mechanical anthropomorphic puppet built inside the cave.

(via: @NolanAnalyst)

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

everybody needs to get more woke right now

[Karen Piper @PiperK]

Elon Musk has violated court orders, so the next step should be a bench warrant for his arrest.

[ray. @sup3rsun]

We actually don’t talk about the price of cocktails enough

[Pat Just Pat 🍉 @PatTheSocialist]

NOT BREAKING NEWS: Democrats' big plan is to do nothing for 4 years. 2028 fundraising emails on the way.

[ivy | IS PLAYING DELTARUNE @flowersfromivy]

i dont want my fanfiction written by AI i want it written the way god intended: by a deranged freak at 3am with no respect for grammar or human anatomy

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

bet this hits so hard if you can't do division

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

I hope that every “I can do it myself” type of girl, meets their “I know, but I want to do it for you” guy

[Jakeneutron @TheJakeneutron]

What the fuck

[ro 🛶 @roww_boat]

Work gym eat work sleep

[Joe Frick @joefrk]

Under 35 and over 35 response to the halftime show

[Eric Dachman @dachness]

congrats to Abbott Elementary star Jalen Hurts

[Danny Conrad @DannyJConrad]

“Certified lover boy? Certified PEDOPHILE!”

[AURE @aurefromtv]

I love when people consider me. Idc how small it is.