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hello is this thing on?

[ally @roxanbars]

One thing about me, I’ll “thank u” a service industry worker to death 🙏🏽

[ally @roxanbars]

@one_LB @josephcockrell FRISCO MELTS back in my life, are you kidding me?!

[THE DALLAS AESTHETICIAN @savannaboda]

Mario badescu is such a 2017 vibe ... damage barriers and matte skin...we've grown past this babes

[ally @roxanbars]

I just fell in love with a bad bitch 🎶

[ally @roxanbars]

Here’s the thing, fuck everyone

[ally @roxanbars]

If I’m gonna do something I’m going to be the god damn best at it or I’m not doing it, the end lol

[ally @roxanbars]

You’d think I’d take pride in driving a nice vehicle, but it’s really just my trash can on wheels 🤷🏻‍♀️

[ally @roxanbars]

I’m so sick of working saturdays...and I WORK FOR MYSELF 🤡

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Good morning

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

strawberry lemonade vibes 🍓🌸

[ally @roxanbars]

29 ain’t shit fr, but 30?! That’s gonna be MY year.

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V tired of Christian holidays dictating where I can eat for the day.

[ally @roxanbars]

I got size 12 hips and size 4 ankles so what the fuck goodbye skinny jeans

[THE DALLAS AESTHETICIAN @savannaboda]

Makeup wipes: bad for the environment, bad for your skin

[ally @roxanbars]

hell 😂

[Carmella Soprano @Brink__182__]

@BitchassChicken “I hope this email finds you well!”

Where the email finds me:

[ally @roxanbars]

@ludachristyyy 😱

[Justin Clark @justinhclark]

Any time a friend recommends their therapist it’s like... I’ve seen their work. Not for me.