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[Kelly Clarkson @kellyclarkson]

Me and Maroon 5 are going on tour together WOOHOO!! It's gonna be an awesome tour! Visit http://t.co/FoftDLGgNC for more information :)

[New York Post @nypost]

Hurricane Sandy from Space http://t.co/LQflUgKr

[Nancy Huynh @shmancey]

Who needs the NHL when you have the #ASHL r__y__a__n jassopic jojolikesphotos http://t.co/vaLWbMw7

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

A tomato walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
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